Barricade Bunny

CHAPTER ONE: COACHELLA PT.1

What's the one place you can wear minimal clothing, cover yourself in sparkles, get blackout drunk and make a fool of yourself without judgment?

"COACHELLLLLLLLA, HOW ARE WE FEELING?"

Watching performances at this influencer shit show of a festival was not how louis wanted to spend his weekend. Unfortunately, with a sister like Lottie and friends like Oli and Luke, there was no way he was getting out of it. Louis had decided to fully embrace his feminine energy for the first weekend of Coachella 2022, wearing a fishnet long-sleeve top under a black, cut-off band tee crop, paired with a high-waisted black leather tennis skirt, thigh-high sheer black stockings with lace trim and black leather docs. He borrowed a black choker from Lottie, styling his hair messily across his forehead and got Lottie to add gold glitter eyeshadow to his lids. Louis felt like a million dollars, and he was sure it would draw some attention from these wannabe famous scoundrels.

He aimed to enjoy the night even if he would rather be at work. Louis couldn't very well tell his sister, 'Oh, I can't come to Coachella because I secretly work at a strip club.' That is a conversation he won't ever have to have because once his bank looks impressive enough, he will leave that terrible place.

With not enough vodka, red Bulls in his system, Louis is growing bored with the festival. He wants to go home, do a face mask, get into his silk pj's and watch gossip girl before work tomorrow. His phone is flat, so he can't check the time, but by the level of drunkenness of the fake and famous, he thinks it must be nearing the end of the night. It's all the same, the artist comes on, sings some songs, screams at the crowd, the crowd yells back, more songs and then they leave. Louis is glad they managed to get the barricade position because it would be hell being in the sea of people behind him. There is not one person who has managed to catch his attention and keep it, unfortunately. So, he won't be getting laid tonight, which is probably the biggest disappointment of them all tonight.

"Lottie, can we go home? We'll be back next weekend anyway. I'm tired."

Louis whined to his sister, knowing it was useless with how much she had had to drink. Lottie spun around to face louis, grabbing him by his jaw and saying very authoritatively,

"You are not making me miss Harry Styles, Louis! We both know you won't leave me here by myself, but I will be a screaming fan girl tonight with or without you!"

Louis shook her hands off and cuddled up, knowing he would do anything for her, and she was right. He won't leave her here alone. Let's hope Harry is all he's hyped up to be so Louis can end the night on a high note. All he ever hears is Lottie rambling on about Harry Styles this, Harry Styles that. There's no way he is that special. Louis really has yet to look into Harry Styles. He knows Harry is pretty handsome, but his songs are too pop-dance for his taste, and he's most likely straight anyway, what with all the girls he parades around with. The straight boys are never worth falling for, even if he is Louis Tomlinson and can have anyone he pleases. Guess it's time to shake his perky ass and enjoy whatever Harry Styles offers for the next 90 minutes.