A plane story

Frank and mysterious goddess on my plan!.

He said two words, "your first". After he said that all I could do was look at him. What made it worse his friends started laughing and he walked away like a badass. Man I felt like Freiza against Super Saiyan goku from DragonballZ!.
After that happened I sat in my seat. I was in Top class. But I didn't eat anything though. All I could think about was what happened earlier. THE NERVE OF THEM SAYING THAT TO ME AND THEN WALK AWAY THEY ARE DICKS AND STUPID F***S.I mean I was in the wrong too but I was defending myself so I was the good Samaritan there. But otherwise it was great. U know why it was great,because she came. She was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She was a living goddess!!. In my head I thought forget my wife I want some of her. So to forget what happened earlier I had to put my mack on. U Already know.
So I said "hey beauty,can you be my beast"she just looked. She looked like she was saying "who is this wanna be prince charming trying to make me fall for him".But my dad always told me that I had to stay confident so I said it,it just had to work. I said"did you fart,because you blew me away". I mean all women are alike so I figured it worked for her it did work on my wife after all.
Then they came in,the same people from earlier. They just walked by while the flight attendance said " your not suppose to walk while the plane is in motion". But they just said"we are trank,we do anything we won't to do" they just walked by.
Then the girl looked at them as they walked by and then sighed and started laughing. I mean she laughed. That was great. I mean she could of laughed a little earlier right when I said then joke,but she laughed that's all that matters.
Once she laughed we started talking. I got a feeling she wanted some of THE MAK MAN THE MAN WITH ALL THE MAK(aka me),because she kept staring at my d. But that all changed. Three minutes later it all happened.