𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, ˡᵃⁿᵈᵒ ⁿᵒʳʳⁱˢ

00. wrong number

honey badger
GUYS HUYS
so i was thinking like out of nowhere right

chavo sabroso
daniel it's 3:00 in the morning
is it important?

honey badger
it's 3 in the morning where YOU live
and yes, it is important

mad max
why am i named mad max?
hello

honey badger
no reason, buddy!!
i need everyone to wake up wtf
this is important ⚠️⚠️
imagine i was dying and none of you cared

lord perceval
Hello, it's a bit late isnt it?

honey badger
no.

last lap
seriously dani???
everyone's name is cooler than mine😕😕

honey badger
hey! yours is unique and special

last lap
😑😑
sure it is

tripod
i like mine 😏😏

honey badger
of course you do
of course you do...
anyway
where is carlos?
i cant find his contact
wait nvm found it
huh i didnt have him registered

honey badger added smooth operator

last lap
who tf is that

honey badger
it's carlos!!

smooth operator
what is this?
why are you discussing nicknames

chavo sabroso
took you long enough hermano!

honey badger
sweet sweet carlos, pretending like he doesn't know us🤪🤪

last lap
since when does carlos text like this

smooth operator
like what exactly??

last lap
like someone who knows how to write

smooth operator
first i dont know if i should take this as a compliment
second of all, wtf is this

honey badger
you hit your head or something?
its a group chat !!

lord perceval
that's why you havent answered my messages!!
you changed your number
i thought you were ignoring me

last lap
that's not carlos dummy 🤦🏽‍♂️

smooth operator
who is carlos and why is my contact name smooth operator??
are you guys like.... killers or something??

honey badger
yeah... i think i added someone else
also no, were not killers
i dont thinks any killer would text the victim

smooth operator
and how do you know that mister honey badger?🤔🤔

tripod
so stranger, if you're not our friend, then who are you?