Problems with the World

Me Being Irish/Germany

Irish

1) My last name is Dillon, which is a royal Irish surname. I consider myself an Irish princess as a joke.

2) I used to tan without burning, but a few days ago I got completely sunburnt all over. I can sleep on any of my sides.

3) As the years go on, I'm getting more pale.

4) I might be turning ginger!!!!! :D (I want to be ginger (Not a Doctor Who reference, I'm still season 1.), but my brother is ginger.)

5) Everyone INSTANTLY thinks my favorite color is green. It's red and black. Green is a really pretty color though...

6) Once in 5th grade, a boy kept calling me lassie. He wasn't Irish, either. (I'd rather be "lassie" than what I am now. You'll read about that in a bit.)

7) Everyone thinks I like beer. (Kind of... I've had small sips here and there, but I think Bud Light is better than non-alcoholic beer.)

8) I love St. Patrick's Day, and yes, I will keep pinching you all day if you don't wear green. It makes me sad when someone uses the little bit of green on their shoes as an excuse.

German

1) I wear an iron cross. Most people mistake it for a Nazi thing, but it's not. Go and do the research. It is a huge honor to wear it (And I might've gotten it from Hetalia...)

2) I like speaking German, but I'm still learning. (I may or may not be obsessed with Germany....)

3) I really only liked Pitch Perfect 2 because of the German group- Das Sound Machine.

4) Another reason why people think I like beer...

5) I am called a Nazi because I wear an iron cross and speak German. CHECK ON YOUR HISTORY, PEOPLE, THAT'S KIND OF A COMPLIMENT IF TOU WERE TRYING TO INSULT ME! The Nazis were once the strongest political party IN THE WORLD. And Hitler was a horrible man, but a great leader. He got millions of people to think his way in a short amount of time. Think before you say.

6) Probably the reason why I love bread and sausage so freaking much. (There are over 400 different types of bread and over 1000 different types of sausage. And they have bread museums!! HOW COOL IS THAT?! I wish we had that in America.)

That's it for now!~