shower thoughts

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I'm running.

My feet keep making a tapping noise as they hit the pavement.

tap tap tap

The woods around me are pitch black.

Hold on

I stop running.

What the fuq is dIS SHieT.

I don't run, like ever. I literally exercise as much as a carrot. Wait, do carrots exercise? I guess you could say the do cuss they be going from the bottom and now they're here. Kinda like that drake song. Is it even drake who sings that? Wow I'm confused.

How did this story start so poetic but now I don't even know...

Open your eyes shitface.

Wow thanks for the confidence boost subconscious.

No problem idiot.Now open your eyes.

I open my eyes.

Oh.

Ooooooh.

I'm in the shower. I was just having shower thoughts.

I'm nOt InSAnE.

(a/n It's 3am and I find this hilarious ok sorry bYe)

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 01, 2015 ⏰

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