one day, the mushroom heard a very loud, suspicious moan. it was coming from his bedroom. he walked into his bedroom and saw his mushroom wife cheating on him. he got very mad and shot them with an ak47. then he went to jail, not because he murdered his wife, but because he was found committing tax fraud. then he decided to hire a prostitute because he was bored. the thing is is that he was in jail, and when she came, he got arrested and had a lifelong sentence and when he was in his deathbed he said "OOH YES DADDY, FUCK ME!" and then he died the end.
