It is the JUne Month! Very happy! You put on your favorite Rainbow clothing [unless ur emo. or straight. uhh imagine what you'd wear] and you get ready to go dumpster diving with friends for the good happy day of Pride!!
You go to get your BEST friend. AJAX!! but, you remember that Ajax's momma is not very nice, to the LGBTQ community. so, you take off all the rainbow and knock on the door in your basic, basic outfit that Is so straight!!!
Character unlocked: Ajax's Mom!!
"Hello Miss Ajax's Mom"
"Hello tiny raccoon child who is so gender non-binary I physically can't tell if you're male or female"
"Is Ajax here?"
"Who is Ajax."
"I said, Angel."
"No- no- you said, Aja-"
"Is Angel here miss?"
"... she's in her room."
"awesome can we hang out and have a sleepover at my house?"
"... Yeah sure why not!"
SO!! after almost putting your friend Ajax, you run up to his room and kick down the door
Character unlocked:
"AJA- Angel. Hey dude."
Character unlocked: Ajax
"I- You're here! Come on! I already packed." Ajax smiles and runs over to you, giving you a big ass hug. you smile and pull out a pink lighter "Crime Brulee?"
"Fuck yeah!"
[okay that's... that's part one of this story. uhm- stay tuned for Part 2. "CRime BrulEE!! >:DD"]
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The LIfe Of Epic Raccon Reader [AkA YOU!!! :O] (I need mental help)
РазноеI feel like typing horridly, and pretending to be raccoon. i also need an excuse to have a bunch of raccon memes on school computer
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