*me and Becca were playing with duct tape and putting it on the bus seat and then ripping it of and balling it up*
Me : " Suck a DICK..."
Becca : *crumbles up duct tape*
*morning bus driver stops bus at a stop and undoes his seat belt thingy and walks back to us*
*I think he is going to yell at me for my language and for having my school laptop out and for having pizza on the bus*
Becca : "Is there a problem?"
Bus Driver : "What are ya'll doing with that duuuuct tape?"
Becca : *restraining the urge to laugh* "Ummm we are balling it up.."
Bus Driver : "Ohhh okaay"
*he walks up to his seat on the bus*
* Becca and I look at each other*
Becca and I : "DEEZ NUTS!!!"
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Funny Sayings I say
HumorThere are some very rude things I say to people! There are language so yeah!
