Watame and the Watamelon

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Y/n = Your Name
L/n Last Name
Slanted Text = Thoughts
Note: This story will contain some sexual suggestions but nothing sexual actually happens

Y/n's POV:
*knock knock* I wake up to a knocking at my door, groaning I get out of bed and quickly make myself look presentable. I open the door and see my good friend Tsunomaki Watame

 I open the door and see my good friend Tsunomaki Watame

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Watame: Good morning!
Y/n: It's too early for this...
Watame: It's 11AM
Y/n: Oh fuck...

I head back inside and get ready for the day as Watame sits and waits on the couch, after 20 minutes I come out all freshened up and ready to roll

Watame: Well, you look ready to go
Y/n: Yep, where to first?
Watame: Hmm maybe brunch?
Y/n: Sure, where though?

She just stands there, I can see the gears turning in her head as she tries to come up with a place that has brunch

Y/n: By the time you come up with something scientists will have invented time travel
Watame: Shush, I have an idea what about that one restaurant
Y/n: ...Yeah okay, let's go to that one restaurant.

She gives me a look that says "really dude" but she grabs my hand and leads me downtown where I find There's an actual place called That One Restaurant feeling like an idiot we head inside and sit down and a waiter soon comes over

Waiter: Good morning you two, what can I get you two to drink?
Watame: Orange Juice please
Y/n: Just a water

The waiter leaves and he comes back 2 minutes later with our drinks

Waiter: Are you two ready to order?
Watame: I'll have the Pancake Meal
Waiter: Alright, and for you?
Y/n: Just the Egg Combo 2

He takes down the food order and leaves, after 5 minutes of waiting a baby starts throwing a hissy fit and a piece of watermelon falls on Watames head

Watame: What is it!?
Y/n: It's uhhh *snicker* a Watamelon Slice

She gets the watermelon piece out of her hair and after gives me a mean look

Watame: Not funny
Y/n: Aww come on I thought it was hilarious

After another 5 minutes pass the waiter brings our food

Waiter: Enjoy

We start to eat in silence as I assume Watame is still mad at me for my joke but I thought it was funny, apparently she didn't after we finish eating I pay for the bill and we leave

Y/n: You gotta admit that was a funny joke
Watame: It was not

After awhile I'm able to get her happy again and she springs to life when something comes to her mind

Watame: Let's go to the amusement park!
Y/n: Why?
Watame: I heard they installed a new scary roller coaster
Y/n: Yep lost my interest. Bye

I start to walk away but before I can Watame grabs me and drags me to the bus station and we get on and take it all the way to the amusement park I try to stay on the bus but Watame drags me off into the entrance

It has been forever but today is something new
The song I listened to while making this:

Cya

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 24, 2023 ⏰

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