Once there lived a giant boy, he would stick peaches up his bum every day, and he had his friend pull them out because they got stuck so far up his bum.
One day, the peach turned into a banana, and the banana raped a watermelon.
The Watermelon told the Apple Police, and the poor watermelon had to go to therapy for 5 years before he felt safe again.
When he got out of therapy, he ran into the boy, the boy was driving a white van full of Aliens, so the boy kidnapped the Watermelon.
Sadly, the aliens ate the Watermelon and the boy crashed and died.
The End :)
