chapter 1 where it all begun

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You go out with your friend casandra walking having fun then casandra seem to be distacted by the phone shes holding and you see two buses going in front, you panic and rushed towards casandra and pushed her you see the light of the bus coming into you, you close your eyes for the crash but never came you open your eyes carefully and thats where all begun

( Y/n's pov)
" CASANDRA!!" i yelled and pushed her and close my eyes i never feel the embrace but see the flashing lights you opened you eyes your eyes widend " im in the woods?" you mutter then you hear shooting "NO- NOT JUST A NORMAL WOODS IT'S A SHOOTING FEILD!!" you screamed like a duck scared to get shot you hear shooting got nearer "ÆÆÆHHH Y/N YOU RUNNED INTO THE WRONG FUCKING WAY YOU FOOL" you runned to the other way but too late someone grabbed you by the collar of your shirt you see a man and it's skin is red? With a swatsika you panicked and screamed "LET ME GO YOU FUCKING TOMATO IN A WONKY SUIT!!!" ( why are my humors bad? Haha) the man spoke "calm down woman who the fuck are you? and i'm not a damn tomato" you feel nervous "then who the fuck are you and why are you red like you didn't breath since you were born?" you said in curiousity the man looked pissed "answer me woman!" the man spoke and hold your neck "oh-oh ok, ok i'm y/n, happy now?" you said while chocking "come with me oh and i'm third reich " the man said "where will we go tomato ma- i mean third reich? You said almost messed up " to war" reich said " *gasp* oh....I thought we were going to mc'donalds" you said sadly "why is your brain like a 1 year old?" reich said "uhh...do i look like i know the genius things my man?" you said "no you look like a dumb bitch" third said "eh.. Atleast i'm not a tomato-" you said "were here now shut the fuck up you ogre" Third reich reich said, so he chossen to be an rotten egg? Well he already is "ok red egghead" you said proudly " *sigh* How did i even catch this woman?" third said " well rotten egg i wanna explore this shit" you said quickly "wait-" then a boom came across the direction where you gone "that was the places where i put granades" after a moment you got out lookin like a coal, third just laugh his ass off "AHAHAH you look like a coalhead" reich yelled "shut the fuck up atleast i'm not damn bald" you said pissed "whatever now SLEEP" third said "ok shiny red egg" you said in a proud tone " i said SLEEP WOMAN" "mah names not woman i may be short but atleast i'm not an egghead " you said pissed "and i'm not a egghead" third said "you sure about that?" "SLEEP BITCH" reich said "fine....where will i sleep then?" you said reich pointed a yard full of rice sacks "bitch i'm feeding all that rice in your fucking mouth if you don't put me in a better place" you said pissed "fine sleep at my bed you little-" before third can finish you said "ok adios egghead" i said and runned in a funny way "*sigh* this is gonna be exausting" third reich said and later he got to bed too
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