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Chapter One

Me: Aye! I like FenHawke guys... like so effing much...
Eren: You like what now?
Levi: No one cares what he likes...
Me: That's mean, Levi. Don't be mean, it's rude.
Eren: Er...
Levi: Quit drooling over those people and write the damn story already!
Me: K, don't have a rack attack, brah.
Levi: I swear, I will shank you with a spoon.
Me: Come at me, b!tch.
Levi: *Chases with spoon*
Eren: Chapter one, everybody!
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"Armin."

"Eren."

"Recording time?"

"You know it."

I hopped up from the couch and hurried over to where I usually record with my best friend Armin.

We haven't recorded for a few days and decided to give our subscribers a new video today. I didn't know what we were going to do for the video, though. That's pretty much why I haven't been uploading videos and shiz.

"Kay, what're we going to do?" I asked, clasping my hands together, my index fingers and thumbs pressed together. Just imagine my hands in the shape of a gun, guys. Not an actual freaking gun! C'mon!

"We could do a gaming video." He suggested. I shrugged. It was Wednesday which meant 'It's Weirdo Time'. Pretty much a Q&A...

It was the same as any other Q&A, except we ask for extremely weird questions.

Yeah.

"Well, Armin. It's Wednesday." I stated, a small smirk on my face.

"Oooh~ Yes! I love answering weird questions!" A pinch of sarcasm sprinkled his tone of voice.

"Aye, I do too..." I answered, laughing when he face palmed.

"Shut it, Eren. Let's just remind all your followers what day it is..." He murmured.

"Hump day!" I earned a hard smack on the arm and laughed again.

Armin's such a great friend.

Aye! You know what time it is!!! It's Weirdo Time!! *Insert Hammer Time instrumental here* Anyhoe, ask Armin and I weird questions, guys. Person to ask the weirdest question gets a two hour Skype call with Armin and I~!

"Kay, ready to record?" I asked, my index finger hovering over the little red button on my camera.

"Yeah..." He sighed, turning and facing the camera. I pressed the button and sat back.

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"Aye! Eren here with this guy!" I pointed at the blonde, who waved.

"Sorry for not uploading for awhile and stuff, guys and gals." I apologized, a sad smile on my face.

"But," I rose a finger, furrowing my brows, "I've got a super amazing-fantastic-gay-epic-dumb-idiotic-probably fun, challenge for you all! Person to ask the weirdest question gets something super amazing!"

"Oh, snap! What's the prize, Eren?" Armin covered his mouth, dramatically looking around.

I leaned super close to the camera lens and started to breathe really hard.

Damn, my breath made that camera moist.

"A..." I whispered, "two-hour Skype call with Armin and I." Armin gasped, slapping his hands over his mouth again.

"Now, let's answer some questions!" I held up my phone, waving it around.

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"Kaley kitty asks, Eren, do you let Armin eat newborn puppies off of your back?" I looked up from my phone and stared into the camera.

"How did she know?" Armin asked, looking at me, a fake worried look on his face.

I shook my head slowly, "I... I don't know..." Armin turned his head towards the camera too and we sat and stared into it for about two minutes, very scared looks on both of our faces.

-Doesn't get any weirder than this, bruhs...-

"You qu- what? Does that say c~nt?" I laughed, showing Armin the username.

"Yeah..." He shook his head, snickering.

"Anyhoe, You c~nt says, butt."

"Butt."

That word is weird.

Butt.

"Booty."

"Butt cheeks."

"Oh, shit, Armin." He winked at me, making me laugh. Armin's an idiot when it comes to recording.

"Oh, Armin." I said, putting my hand on my chest, leaning away from him.

"Girl, you know you want me." He winked again.

"I don't want yo ravioli, nigga." Armin burst into laughter. I didn't think it was that funny, but I guess the way I said it made it funny.

"Anyhoe! Next question." I looked down at my phone and broke into laughter.

"Okay. I'm in love with this person right now... Five foot a b!tch, is so amazing. He or she inboxes me or whatever and asks,If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?" Armin nearly fell out of his chair laughing at it.

"We have a winner!" He choked out, laughing.

We didn't go through all of the questions, but it was funny as hell. I guess they could win, I mean, it wouldn't hurt any would it? Naaaah.

"Alright! Five foot a b!tch, inbox me your Skype name and get ready for an excruciatingly long talk with Armin and I. Now, let's answer the rest of these questions for the hell of it!" Armin nodded, still laughing at the IHOP thing.

Calm down, bruh.

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Me: Damn.
Eren: *cough*
Levi: ...
Me: *Throws sparkles at Levi's face* You gonna be in my next chaptah, Ravioli!
Levi: *Glares* You want to die, don't you, Brat.
Eren: Okay, calm down.
Me: Listen to the women, John! Calm down, just calm down! Calm down, just calm down!
Levi: *Crosses arms and glares more*
Me: What? What? What? What? What? What? Hey!
Levi: What?!
Me: What?
Levi: *Tackles and stabs with spoon*
Eren: Well, I've got to stop these two before someone dies. See you next chapter! *Tries to pull Levi off*