Stolas - (Groans, sighs)
Eliza looking and smiling at Stolas
Lays back down on the bed to make sure so looks perfect
Grabs the bunches of flowers and shuts her eyes
Stolas looks at the princess laying on her bed and walks up close to Eliza
Eliza puckered her lips waiting for her kiss
Stolas shakes Eliza to wake up
Eliza - Oh! Oh! (Open eyes)
Stolas - Wake up!
Eliza- What?
Stolas - Are you Princess Eliza?
Eliza - I am, awaiting a hero so bold as to rescue me.
Stolas - Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
Eliza - But wait, my hero. This be our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?
Stolas - Yeah, sorry, sweetheart. There's no time.
Eliza - Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your sidekick.
Stolas - You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
Eliza - Mm-hmm.
Stolas holds Eliza's hand
Stolas bashes the door opens
Stolas and Eliza screams
Eliza - But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!
Stolas - I don't think so.
Eliza - Well can I least know the name of my champion?
Stolas - Um, Stolas.
Eliza - Sir Stolas. (Clears throat) (taking out a handkerchief out of the pocket) I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
Stolas - (Takes the handkerchief from Eliza) Thanks!
( wipes off the dirt of his face and gives Eliza her handkerchief)
Millie’s voice echoes
Eliza- You didn’t take down Millie?
Stolas - It’s on my to do list. Now come on!
Eliza - (scream) But this isn’t right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That’s what all the other heroes did.
Stolas - Yeah, right before they died.
Eliza - That’s not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going? The exit is over there.
Stolas - Well, I have to save my imp.
Eliza - What kind of hero are you?
Stolas - One of a kind.
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Stolas (Shrek )
Fantasythis another version of Shrek that me and my friend came up with and see if that beats the other one I made in the past