Red as a Dad

The Beginning Of The Story Is Now

One day Red was in a home that he has now for some reason, living his life, when suddenly a cyan looky rolled up behind him. Their large eyes met.

   "What are you looking at?" Red asked. The looky responded with excited, cheerful noises. "Why do you always get so excited when I say that? Ah, well, back into your pen."

   As soon as Red deposited the little looky into the pen of lookies, the doorbell rang. Red sighed, and he walked over to the door.

   "YO IT'S UNCLE BOX," yelled Boxy Boo as Red opened the door, "YOU GOT BEARS??"

   "No, I do not have bears-" Red sighed, "what the heck are you doing here?"

   "Looking for bears."

   "Why would there be bears here??" Red exclaimed as Boxy Boo shoved Red aside to enter the house. Boxy Boo immediately ran up to the pen of lookies.

   "Oh look! Small round things!" Boxy Boo exclaimed, "got any bears?"

   "WHY WOULD THEY HAVE BEARS?!" Red shouted angrily. 

   "I dunno," Boxy Boo said, "I was just asking. Calm down."

   Suddenly, a soft meowing was heard in the distance. Another knock was heard at the door. Red gasped and dove behind the looky pen. 

   "Bro, you okay?" Boxy Boo asked.

   "They've found me," Red said nervously, "do NOT open that door!"

   "Oh, uh, okay," Boxy Boo said, "well I better get goin' to the taxidermy office. I hear they have bears there."

   "NO BOX-" Red exclaimed as Boxy Boo opened the door to see two pink cats standing in the doorway.

   "Oh, hi, got any bears?" Boxy Boo asked, "hold up, who are you??"

   "I'm Kale," said one cat.

   "I'm Shar," said the other.

   "We're the glitter cats," they said together, "he's got a lot of hats, he brought 'em all, he's wearing his hats, all of his hats, how many hats? That's a lot of hats!"

   "What-" Boxy Boo was a bit scared, "got any bears?"

   "What? No," the glitter cats said unanimously.

   "Okay, imma go to the taxidermy office then," Boxy Boo went by them and out the door.

   Through all that, Red was gathering his looky children for hiding, but he didn't have enough time. The glitter cats stepped through the door and turned their heads to peer at Red.

   "Heeelllloooooo Reddddd," they said together, stepping closer.

   "STAY BACK!" Red exclaimed, holding his lookies dearly.

   "Nah," the glitter cats inched closer and closer, stepping together.

   "All right, I warned you!" Red exclaimed, setting the lookies down beside to pull an item from his pocket; he pulled out a butter knife. It magically enlarged itself to be massive, and he slammed it down upon their heads. The glitter cats were no more...

   "Uhhhhh... YOU! Yellow looky," he turned to his children, "go hide them somewhere far away and I'll give you.. uhh... what do you want?"

   "Bears," the little looky squeaked. Red looked down, disappointed.

   "Okay, I'll give you..." Red sighed, "I'll give you bears..."

   "YAYYAYAYAYAYAAY," the yellow looky rejoiced and proceeded towards the deceased Kale and Shar.