The fae has my names

No name for you

I yawn as I look at the newest email from my job.

Looks like there's more fae to try to negotiate with, which means more money.

Even though I don't need to, I speak out loud. 

'Mk, so the fae we are to attempt to negotiate with are a celestial themed duo called The celestial twins who people only know about because of spotting them from the distance. Nobody has interacted with them and have been able to leave so far. The place they've been spotted at is the willa woods.'

My sheep like ears lower and my forked tongue pokes out as I yawn again.

A2 - finally, I've been so bored!

A1 - I'm just fine with maybe getting another job, this one still gives me a lot of anxiety, maybe?

CC - you say that about everything! But, maybe we could become an arsoni-

P - no, that is still illegal. Setting fire to buildings and exploding shit is not ok you crackhead

CC - you are no fun teeth ears!

'CC stop it or we ain't letting you out for three weeks'

Silence from the 'goat' in my head.

'That's what I thought.'

R - so how about, you get up and have some food so that we can go

I hear groans and sounds of agreement, one of them being my own.

I get off the bed, only for my vision to go dark.

'Wha!'

I hold onto the drawer I have beside the bed and wait until my vision is normal again. I look at the cup I have there and huff. 

'Who drank the last of that.'

A2 - ha ha, me while you were asleep in the headspace bitch

'Oh fuck you.'

I pick up the empty cup and leave the room, almost tripping on Cookie while going towards the kitchen. They let out a meep and follow, wiggling around towards it. 

'Hold on Cookie, I gotta get some water before my damn brain decides its done with this not enough oxygen shit.'

CC - our brain

'Shut the fuck up chaos child, you know what I mean.'

I hear a giggle from her before I turn on the tap and fill up the cup. Once drinking all of it I pull out two bowls and a box of cinnamon cereal.

Cookie gets up onto the counter using a ramp that we have placed there and I look at them after pouring the cereal into the bowls.

'Mk do you want milk this time or no?'

They look away for a bit before looking back and shaking their head.

'Got it.'

I put away the cereal before grabbing out a spoon and sitting on a stool in front of the counter. Cookie meeps again as they start to eat, trying their best to not let any of the cereal fall out of the bowl but quickly grabbing them if they do. Soon both of us are done and I grab the two bowls then place them in the sink.

A pop comes from my back as I stretch before walking back to my room.

I take off my sleep shorts and tank top, leaving me with only my fur, and look through my clothes. Being more covered up should be a good idea if I'm going to go try and negotiate or something with some fae who's existence is only known because of people seeing from afar. Especially with how pretty they seem to be. You'd wonder why someone would even need to go, until you know how many dissapearances of people going into the forest they are in have been recorded.