The fae has my names

OH SHIT

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Probably should've expected to be the one in control when I woke up.

'You couldve at least waited until I was awake to do it.'

CC - That's not how I roll and you know it

I blow a razzberry before throwing the covers off of me, startling Cookie in the process. 

'Sorry Cookie.'

I slide off of the bed then walk to the kitchen while Cookie follows with a yawn. Once in the kitchen I open the cupboard, pull the pill bottle out, fill a cup of water, and take them through the mouth on my tail.

I then look around narrowing the one eye on my face and the ones on my tail.

'Hmm...I'm thinking I should be just a bit more productive with breakfast today. But first, what do you want to eat?'

They look around before pointing at the fridge so I open the fridge. They then point at the eggs and I grab one.

'Ok, scrambled? Hard boiled?'

They just stare and I dead pan.

'...seriously'

They make a small cackle sound before grabbing the egg out of my hand and swallowing it whole in seconds like snakes do.

M - respe-

'Mary.'

M - what? 

'Dont encourage them.'

M - I'm part Scaima, what do you want from me!

'To not encourage them!'

M - EATING EGGS WHOLE FOR LIFE

'NO, STOP IT. YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO NOT MAKE A TOAD IN A HOLE.'

M - NOOO, TOAD IN A HOLE!! FINE!!

'GOOD.'

I grab another egg, a slice of bread, a cookie cutter, and a frying pan. I turn on the stove top then I cut out a hole in the bread with the cookie cutter before putting butter on the pan. After a bunch of the butter has melted on the pan I spread butter on both side of the bread and put the bread and the piece I cut out on the pan. Next I crack the egg and pour it into the hole in the bread then sprinkle salt on it. After a few minutes I flip the bread and the separate piece of it then sprinkle some more salt on it. Once I wait a bit more I turn the stove top off and put the toad in a hole on a plate.

'Welp, my mouth is watering.'

M - ok then, time to switch into someone else...Pastel?

I grin.

M - NO, PASTEL

'Yes Pastel!'

M - no!!

'Yes!'

I raise my tail up and move it towards the plate and the talon like spikes around the outside of the mouth (like on a bobbit worm) grab the toad in a hole.

M - NO NO!

'Theres no stopping me now!'

I move my tail towards the top of my head is and drop it. The teeth on my ears chew it a bit before letting it drop into the mouth on the top of my head. The teeth inside my mouth chew it the rest of the way before I swallow.

M - THE WAY YOU EAT DISGUSTS ME

'Too bad! Ever heard of sea angels!'

M - YES. I KNOW THE WAY THEY EAT IS SIMILAR TO HOW YOU EAT BUT IT STILL DISGUSTS ME.