one night niamh was sitting in her room with her mother luna and they began to kiss and have passionate and kinky sexual intercourse. fucking micheal clifford and luke hemmings walked into the room and started humping their shiba inu dog and then micheal, being the terrible musician he is kicked the dog off the balcony of hogwarts letting the shibe fall to it's untimely demise. hagrid walks into the room and jumps off the balcony buck naked into a bush where his dick was kissed by a dementor. snervers snerp walks into the room, his long and emo as FUCK hair flowing in the scottish breeze. he then takes off his shirt and FACE revealing that he is actually niamh's long lost father sam halliday of the northern irish indie rock group two door cinema club. THey all take off their clothes and begin a v kinky BDSM orgy.