That was the most epic sight to watch..... The two best archers of the era instead of their bows now holding a piece of cloth and standing in front of the ocean of oil, which is now smirking at them.....
All others went to their own work leaving the arch rivals to clean the floor of the sabha..... Krishna was just smirking to himself..... Bhishma warned them that if even a small trace of oil remain in the floor, then he will bend them into bows.... Draupathi left there giving a glare to her archer husband and her friend muttering herself 'no one can separate him from his bow and Anga raj.....'
Nakul and Sahadev left there after giving a teasing smile to their brother, Bheem was busy in thinking, how to utilize his time with his favorite cousin, who is waiting him in the kitchen....
yudhistter ordered a set of rules regarding how to clean the floor of royal sabha properly to Arjun.... Arjun was on the verge of going deaf by this called rules..... For god's sake he is an archer, not a teacher..... And he cursed his so called friend, who always stuck him in this situations..... But he thanked to his friend who dragged his elder brother who is just teaching him the rules and regulations...... lord yama even don't follow this much rules and regulations which his elder brother follows.....
Dhuryodhan and Ashwathama gave a tentative smile to their friend before leaving, who was now with his arch rival..... He came near karna and said.....
"Now satisfied my friend, you are so eager to meet him like a lover..... Don't make my sabha into a battle field....."
Dhuryodhan smirked and he got a direct punch on his gut by the Suryaputra who was faster than the light......
Ashwathama dragged him by saying.....
"Don't worry Suyo.... Rajkumar bheem is waiting for you in the royal kitchen....."
"What....."was the only sound came from the Gandharinandan....
He gulped by guessing bheem staying there with a big spoon to fry him in the boiling oil.......
But before he can escape, Ashwathama dragged him to the royal kitchen.....
Now the two archers left there.....
Both of them glared each other..... The thing is that how they wanted to drag each other's arrogant face through the entire oily floor, but remembering the face of Bhishma they swallowed their rivalry for some time.... For some time.....
"Now what will we do Arjun....."Karna asked....
"I even skipped the cleaning sessions while on ashram saying the name of practice..... So I don't know from were we have to start....."Arjun said....
Karna also nodded...... He was also lazy in these works, so he always took the end of saree of his gurumata, with crocodile tears.... When his gurudev gave him work to clean the ashram..... The thing is that his gurumata fall in front of his tears and acting and make his guru dev to clean the entire hut.....
Cleaning was an enemy for these two best archers.......
"we have to start from the entrance....."Karna said....
"No we have to start from the pillars......"Arjun said....
And there arise the argument.....
"Pillars......"
"No....From entrance....."
"Pillars....."
"entrance....."
Even the pillars and entrance got confused by seeing the useless fight between the unknown brothers.....
"Now there is only one way to decide from where we have to start......"Arjun said after taking deep breath because of the non stop argument.....
"Bark it out......"Karna said....
"We can have a competition.... Who ever win the competition.... Their choice will be the final......"Arjun said taking his bow.....
"Accepted......"karna said and summoned his bow also....
Then the real fun began......
Arjun created another pool of oil..... And karna decorated the whole floor with cow dung..... In return to that Arjun created a heap of mud...... And karna created the floor full of creepers.... In return to that Arjun created the floor full of bushes which will cause itching...... Karna created the floor full of floor..... In return to that Arjun created the atmosphere full of chilli powder.... And thus they were competing much worse than what one were creating.....
The arch rivals were not even ready to give up..... Until a sound penetrated to their competition......
"What the hell is happening here........"Came the grandsire of hastinapur.......
While on the other hand the royal kitchen was now turned into a battle ground...... Bheem was chasing Dhuryodhan with a bunch of pea in his hand to smash the lazy brain of Dhuryodhan.....
For god's sake, he instructed some small works to his cousin.... knowing his laziness.... But the devil has done everything upside down.....
He has put chilli powder into the kheer saying that to make it too more colorful..... Made chapatis into round saying that it will make eating easier..... Put every vegetables into the vessel without cutting that saying that it will save their time..... washed the onion with sugar water to make it sweeter for cutting it easier and avoid the tears......
Now bheem was fed up with the laziness of his said cousin.....
He can tolerate any thing, but his evil cousin put all ladoos to the water saying that by washing it will shine more and will be more attractive, thus making the ladoos he made to flow away.....
That made the Vikodhar into a mad bull..... Now he is chasing his said cousin with the thing he got in his hand, that he can squeeze that lazy brain of him.....
Dhuryodhan entered into the store room which was full of vegetables..... Now the two cousins started their war with each other making vegetables as their weapons....
Pumpkin did the duty of a mace..... Both of them got enough beatings by their mace fight with pumpkin.....
Now they started their sword fight with lady's finger.....
After it also got broken, they started attacking each other by throwing tomatoes with each other....
Now the atmosphere was full of arrows of tomatoes.....
After competing with all vegetables they ran to the place were the floor and other things were kept.....
Dhuryodhan did the great thing by attacking bheem with turmeric powder....
Bheems face covered with the yellow powder..... That made bheem to fume.... He took the chilli powder and attacked Dhuryodhan with it.....
And that made Dhuryodhan to surrender...... His lazy eyes was covered by the chilli powder.....
After that they continued their ware with various flour.......
"What is happening here....."The sound of the Yuv rani made the cousins to stop the war.....
How is the chapter....
How is karna and Arjun....
How is Dhuryodhan and Bheem....
Like and comment
Forgive me for my mistakes....
Stay tuned....
Thank you....
YOU ARE READING
crazy cousins
Humorso what will happen when kunti tell about the truth of karna to her remaining sons, when they settled in indraprastha..... how will pandavas get their elder brother back..... join the banter of two sets of cousins for their brother.... this is pure...
