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*Factions at a movie theater*

ABNEGATION: I'll buy your tickets, anyone want some popcorn?

AMITY: OMG I WANT POPCORN! wait......does it relate to bread?

CANDOR: Uuuggghhhh...horrible movie, I rate it 3 stars.

ERUDITE: You mean 3.279805684321 stars?

DAUNTLESS: *Front flips from seat to seat*

CANDOR: OMG I CAN'T SEE MOVE DAUNTLESS!!

PETER: SHUT UP *Stabs everybody with a buterknife*

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