Adin's love story (LMFAO THIS IS SATIRE)

Beginning.

Adin was talking with her friends, laughing about Miles' new haircut. Adin was slowly zoning in and out. Suddenly, she caught William in the corner of her eye. She looked up to notice something.. William was wearing a hat? "Why are you wearing a hat?" Adin asked William. "Oh, uh.. I just want to wear one." William chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. "Are you sure? Or did you get a bad haircut?" Adin chuckled. "I'm sure." William said. Before he could react, Adin leapt up from the rectangular cafe tables and grabbed his hat, swiftly pulling it off. 

Adin smiled before looking at his hair, and when she saw it, her eyes widened. "Your.. pretty hair..!" Adin blubbered before she began sobbing.

She sobbed into her tightly-fitted crop-top, and it started dampening. She cried off 3 pounds as she continued. When she stopped, her crop-top slipped off, exposing her round Double-D bra. Just then, someone tapped her on her shoulder and she turned around to see a muscular, 7'2 blonde boy. "Hey~" He smirked. "I think you dropped this." The boy handed her the crop-top. "T-thanks.." She stammered, blushing. "Don't worry about it." He smiled warmly, looking down at her and she turned a shade of crimson red. "Thanks again." She whispered shyly before walking past him when suddenly her knee gave out and she tripped. Just before she hit the ground, someone caught her.

"Whoa, clumsy today!" The boy caught her by her waist. She turned a shade of pink before slowly balancing herself. "Thanks.. again." She said, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "Don't worry about it. And.. I don't think we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Rogan." Adin blushed at the name before returning it. "And I'm Adin." She said. "Wow.! Pretty name and face." Rogan smiled. "Thanks.." Adin said. Just then, the warning bell rang. "Oh. I should go." Adin smiled awkwardly. "Yeah, maybe I'll see you around?" "Yeah." The boy winked before walking off, hands in his pockets.