I'm gonna call Cartman Eric because it's shorter. anyway enjoy
Eric: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAUUUHM!"
Liane: "Yes Eric?"
Eric: "Can we go get some McDonalds"
Liane: "Sorry Eric.. not right now"
Eric: "B-but but MUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
Liane: "Well alright.."
Eric: "Thank you mummy!"
-They walk to McDonalds but then Cartman sees a place that says "We hate Cartman Club"-
Eric: "W-What the hell?!"
Liane: "What is it?"
Eric: "Mum! Go get McDonald's I need to see something!"
Liane: "Ok"
-Cartman enters the house and he sees Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Wendy, and Stripe-
Eric: "Wha-What the hell!"
Kyle: "Cartman? What the hell are you doing here!"
Kenny: "Mf-hm-" (Oh god-)
Eric: "I knew y'all loved me but you don't have to make a club"
Kyle: "We don't love you! We hate you! The name says it!"
Eric: "But it's Opposite Day"
Kyle "Opposite Day was a month ago!"
-Eric and Kyle start to argue-
Craig: "All this noise it gonna hurt strips ears"
Tweek: "Yea! We should *twitch* head home!"
-Craig and Tweek get up and head home to take care of Stripe-
Stan: "Guys. Guys!"
-Kyle and Cartman stop-
Stan: "Cartman, why are you here?!"
Eric: "Well I saw a big banner with my name so of corse I had to come"
Kenny: "Hmmfmh...hmmfhm" (Cartman... fuck You)
Butters: "Come on fellas! We don't gotta fight"
Eric: "Butters?! Why are you here!"
Butters: "well I have nothing to do and I'm not grounded and everyone was here so I came here!"
Eric: "what the- you know what! Screw You guy's I'm leaving!"
Kyle: "No one wanted you here!"
Liane: "Done already?"
Eric: "Let's go mem!"
Liane: "Ok Eric"
281 words.. I honestly lost motivation half way through so I hurried it up so it's kinda trash.. anyway I'm up for suggestions for the next story👍
