🐉How F***ing dare you!!🐉

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Kat's POV
We just left the doctors office and were headed to get the vitamins she prescribed. I looked over at Ei's face and he had the biggest smile on it
"You're gonna get a fucking face cramp"
"Can't help it. I'm so fricken excited!!"
"Yeah.. Oh shit my scents gonna be different again! Now everyone's gonna fucking know at work..."
"And remember what the doctor said, you can't be going on patrol while pregnant"
"I can fucking handle mysel-"
"Katsuki"
Ok I know that I have a fucking big ass mouth but when Ei says my name like that I know to shut up. So with me quiet, we got the vitamins and went to pick Kaito up and went home. Ei was silent most of the day, which was his way of telling me that he's being serious, which was also hard for him to do. Before we went to bed he refused to kiss me and turned his back towards me
"Ughhh fineee!!! I'll tell Jeanist to put me on desk-duty til my maternity leave..."

He instantly turned around and kissed me
"I knew ignoring you would work!"
"Heh, was it more torture for me or you😏?"
"Oh shush.."

*Le next morning*

"Suki, I gotta leave early today. You mind taking Kaito-"
"Yeah I got him"
Well either way I had to stay back to do that stupid fucking hair thing that's apart of Jeanists dress code. And don't get me started on the fucking jeans...

*About... say an hour later*

So I took a deep breath in and hoped no one will ask me bout the pregnancy. I walked in and went straight to Jeanists office
*Knock Knock*
"Jeanist can I come in"
"Yes come Ground Zero"
"Alright I'm gonna make this quick. I need-"
"Yes, yes. Desk Duty. I've already assigned some paperwork to you"
"Wait- How did you-"
"Red Riot paid me a visit this morning. I believe a congratulations is an order"
Oh now I was pissed.... He didn't trust me to do this on my own???
I stormed out of the office, well not before I told Jeanist I'll be back in a while, and went to Fatgums agency

Kiri POV
I was called into a morning meeting with Amajiki and Real Steal (that's TetsuTetsu if you're wondering), when Kat burst into the room
"Motherfucker c'mere!"
"OW! OW! OW!"
He grabbed my ear and pulled me out of the room
"The fuck Ei"
"Jeez, what's wrong?"
"You didn't trust me enough to request desk duty so you went and did it yourself??!"
"Ah.... Look, I love you. You know I do, but you can be really stubborn"
"But I said I was gonna do it!"
"Yes, I shoulve trusted you... but-"
"No. Ya know what, we'll finish this at home"
Just like that he went back to Jeanist's agency.

I covered my ear with my hand before going back to the meeting and I could see everyone holding their laughs in
"...go ahead, laugh it up"
And with no mercy they all laughed at me...
"Yeah you all have fun. I may not be alive after I get home..."
So obviously I was worried for what Kat was gonna do to me when I got home... but right now I focused on work before home stress.

*At the end of the day*

"Hey bro, ya going home or ya working late?"
"Uhh.. I wanna work late..."
"Ohh please, how bad could your husband be?"
"You remember how Kendo used to smack Monoma in highschool?"
"Yeah?"
"Well multiply that by like 15 coz Kat's pregnant"
"Yikes... Sorry man"
"Yeah... Well, gotta go home at some point right?"

I finished up my work and went home. When I got there, I switched off the car and sat in it for a bit before I went it......
No I lie.... I was terrified of going in and I was tryna get confidence....
So I finally went in and found thousands of pencils all over the floor, broken in half
"B-Babe...?"
The closet next to the door opened and Kaito was sitting in there and playing with one of his toys
(Note that we haven't told him yet)
"Bubba what are you doing in here?"
"Papa was angy so I just sat here and waited"
"Ok... And what about the pencils?"
"Yeah he broke all my pencils"
"Where did you even get so many?"
"Grampa give me"
"How bout you go play in your room while I sort.... this whole mess..."

Kaito flew to his room and I went looking for my clearly angry mate. I followed the trail of murdered pencils to the kitchen
"Babe? You in here?"
I heard noises in the pantry and slowly opened it and found him sitting on the floor eating raw ramen
"Babe..? You still mad...?"
"Nwo...."(mouth is full)
"C'mere"
I carried him and put him on the counter and cupped his face
"Look, I'm sorry but you know you can be stubborn sometimes"
"Buh I wash gonna fuhing do it! You had no fucking right to do that!! And *sniff* I was just about to do it *sniff*"
"Are you... crying? Coz I didn't let you tell your boss to put you on desk duty?"
"Yehehessss and the ramen is making my mouth dryyyyyy!!!!"
"And we're taking that from you. Looks like this one is gonna be more emotional ride than anything...."
"Fuck you for making me pregnant!!"
"I'm.... sorry...?"

I took this dramatic one upstairs and put him in his nest to calm down and rest a bit and went to give Kaito a bath, and trued to explain things to him. Like I know he's smart but just to ease things in
"So Bubba, Papa's gonna be acting a bit weird for a little while, and his scent is gonna be different too"
"But why Dada?"
"I'll tell you at a better time, when Papa's ready, but be patient with him-"
"Ei where is it?!"
I wrapped Kaito in a towel and took him in the room to put him PJ's
"Where what babe?"
"I wanna wear a blue underwear"
"You- why?"
"Its gotta feel right!"
Jeez, so here I am holding my freshly cleaned pup and mate. With one wrapped in a towel and the other with his junk out
"Could you put some pants on..."
"I need blue underwear!!"
"You don't own one. You insist on buying red all the time. Use one of mine then"
"Yours rides up my ass"
I couldn't help but laugh, but that just made him angry and he stormed off to find a so called blue underwear that fitted him😂

Later I was making Kaito sleep, so I carried him in my arms and rocked him while he sucked on his thumb. He just fell asleep and Kat came in
"Wanna put him in our bed tonight?"
"Yeah, bring him here"
We made a space between us on the bed and put Kaito in it and we got ready for bed and we laid down for a while before falling asleep
"So when are we gonna tell him?"
"I wanna wait til I start showing"
"Well that's gonna be sooner than you think"
"Kaito's gonna make an awesome big brother"
"Yeah, and he's pretty good with the Shinso's"
"Still can't understand how he made 4 female pups"

Kat leaned over Kaito and gave me a kiss
"Love you babe❤"
"Yeah I know"
"Papa no squishy me!!"
"Sorry hunny😂, mwah❤"

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