next chap is fluff!! (and cats😍😍😍)
scaramouche was lying in bed, under the covers, reading over your conversations via text. it was embarrassing, really, and if yae or ei ever caught sight of him, he would never hear the end of it.
[name]
3 days ago
[name]
scarapook!!
scaraaaaa
Raiden scaramouche kunikuzushi Cornelius the second reply me right this instant.
you (scara)
what the fuck why is Cornelius in my name
[name]
umm idk I just wrote it 4 u to rpely je tgo
fuck why is my autocorrect not worknig
waah
cats solo u btw 😍
you
where did that come from
u like cats??
[name]
no. I love cats. cats are my life. cats are a mindset. cats are the reason for my existence 🤭
cats are such cutie patooties 😍
cats are literally why I live 😘
you
you traitor
I thought u liked me
[name]
I um like u but cats better!!
IN KIDYNG SCARAPOKJ PKESSE DOBT LEAVE ME😭
you
we aren't even together bro
😍
fuck wrong emoji
💀
[name]
oh em gee scarapook used the heart emoki ob meee!!
😍😍😱🥰🥰❤️❤️😘😘😘
"MY CRUSH LIKES ME BACK AND CONFESSED TO ME AT 3AM NO CLICKBAIT!!"
read at 2.37am
a small smile graced his lips reading the texts. she was... weird, most definitely. not your average girl. however, practically everyone gravitated towards her. she had a pull on everyone, and she was friends with practically the whole goddamned school.
focusing his attention on the texts again, he mused to himself, "cats, huh? mm... seeing as I'm such a nice friend, I'll bring her to a cat cafe."
[name]
you
do you want to go to a cat cafe
idk
um I don't have anyone else to go with
[name]
OOHENSTEBEBSYZBBDVEJSJBS
WEIRD WAY TO PROPOSE BUT YESS!!
btw friendless skill issue lol
you
why am I friends with u again
[name]
oh my god scaramouche admitted
he thinks of me as a friend??
#friendzoned #emo #brocken ☹️
you
r u coming or not.
I'm outside ur house now.
[name]
OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?? BROS TRIPPIN ITS BEEN 2 MINUTES SINCE I AGREED
you
shut up and get your ass outside here.
or I'm going without you.
[name]
COMING COMING
come in deez nuts
read at 3pm
in a hurry, you rushed out of the door to see scaramouche tapping his foot impatiently. "you're here." he looked at you with a bored expression, clicking his tongue disapprovingly.
"shut up I look like dogshit now because I couldn't do my makeup because of a certain someone," you retort in a huff.
honestly? to scaramouche, you looked better without makeup. you looked so... natural, and your natural beauty was something he had a strange adoration for.
"let's go." he replied, walking in front of you to hide his cheeks that were growing an absurd red colour.
"wait up, vertically challenged moron!" you call out, rushing to his side to keep up with him.
"what the fuck did you just call me?" his head seemed to snap back at you, his face deadpan.
"you're short, face it. also, I'm sure that height went somewhere, right?"
"shut up."
"wait, so you have a small dick?"
"absolutely fucking not. go away."
"have you measured it?"
he whacked you on the head.
"OW!"
YOU ARE READING
MEDDLE ABOUT.
Romancenothing good comes out of a boy who can't deal with his feelings or a girl who's hyperactive and delusional. a combination of the two would seem worse, yet their feelings for each other overpower whatever flaws they have. cover credits @S1lkin
