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Stuart Mccormick x Reader pt:1

Stuart Mcormick x Reader
Old Friends

    A few years ago you had moved away from South Park, to try and find a fresh start. It didnt work out well. You were poor and unsuccsesfull. Maybe South Park was just right for you. You ended up deciding to move back to south park. It just seemed right.
   
    You were going to be renting an apartment, you hoped it would be halfway decent, but for the price, you wernt expecting much, you wernt gonna be making much with your new job, so its all you could afford as of now. So it would make to make do. You were excited to see the people of south park again, the town was small enough to where you could know a decent chunk of the population. You wondered if your friends from high school were still around. You could remember most of their faces, voices,, ect. Randy.. Sheila... Stuart.. Stuart. You always had a crush on him, Maybe starting in the 8th grade? Something about him always stood out to you.

    Before you even knew it, you had arrived at your apartment, you looked up at the run down building, it needed a new coat of paint, and the windows were all dirty. It looked almost abandonded, You recieved the key to your new home from an ugly looking lady from the desk. You opened the door, it smells of cigarettes, Bad. You didnt have much time to look around, as you had to go grab boxes, After you were done moving the boxs in. You went to use the bathroom. Bugs of several different species scurried along the floor when the light was turned on. Yuck. It was getting late and you went to bed

-Next Morning

    You woke up on your uncomfortable air matress. Get ready and head out to your car. On her way out she saw a familer face in a pickup truck driving by, the mam looked supprised and got out of his truck "Y/N?" "Your back in town?" You looked at him, his ripped and stained clothes. This was the boy you had crushed on in middle and high school. You respond with a simple "Hey- yeah!" Stuart gives you a hug. Which was a bit awkward as he hasnt seen you in years. "Have you talked to anyone else in the town? You should! You should catch up with us sometime! You smiled and agreed, exhanging numbers. He leaves as he gets back in his truck and waves goodbye, you go to work that day suprised you saw him, at your lunch break you get a text from him "Hey" You respond with "Whats up" You dont get another response for another hour or so, Stuart sends some pictures of you, him and your friends when you guys were kids and teenagers, you respond with "You still have those? I looked so different." Stuart responds with "Yeah u look better now" Was stuart trying to flirt with you? " You stop responding after that and finish up work, its now around 5PM and you are home, you get another text from stuart "Wnaana hang oit" Odd... was he drunk or high? You respond with "Where?" And he just says "nvrarmind" You just decide to leave it alone and cook dinner untill you hear a knock at the door at around 8PM. Its Stuart. "H-Heyy-" he said, sounding intoxicated "Oh hey stuart..?" You say, suddenly he gave you a hug and says "i misseddd youu-" Stuart was obviously very drunk and maybe high, he smelled kinda like weed. He asks if he can "Talk to you" you agree and guide him to sit down at your couch. You sit down aswell and look at him "My wife divorced me, About a month ago.. and when i saw you... i couldnt stop thinking about you.. ive been sleeping in my truck the past few weeks. You look at him, sort of sympathetic for him. You respond with "If you need you can stay here for a bit." He responds with "Really??!" You tell him he can sleep on the couch, and tell him basic rules you say your going to go to bed after and he gets up and gives you a hug, thanking you... he pulls away from the hug and plants a kiss on your cheek, missing your face. Maybe he was more drunk then you thought. You decide you'll talk to him while hes sober tommorow and you go to bed

Part 2!?!?!? If i have motivation