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wtf- who is dat

Walking down the street he-

nope fuck that shit.....wait a seconnnnnnd...and...done!

Alright if you know me i dont do that serious shit. So lets start...

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Ready?...Okay!

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Izuku walked down Jericho street, a bag held tightly in his hands.

Sniffles. If there is one thing he recognized, it would be crying. He does it all the time. It's okay to cry and he knows it. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it so get over it."

Izuku peaks into an alleyway and...An orange version of him and a tall dark-haired man.

"uhm hey i couldnt help but notice crying over here...is everything okay?"

"Yeah we're alright he's just being annoying"

"See?! You think im annoying!"

"I DIDN'T MEAN IT" 

"YES YOU DID"

"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU"

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"You!" Izuku points to the small boy. "Whats your name tangerine?"

"Me?" He points to himself.

"Yeah, duh, who else looks like a fruit right now?"

"oh I'm Hinata!"

"Okay and you, you overgrown blackberry?"

"Tobio Kageyama, don't put disrespect on it!"

Izuku glares at him and raises an eyebrow.

"...That's just my catchphrase, of course." Kageyama-kun flashes a small unsure smile.

"Yeah alright"

"Oh wow, that was just straight disrespectful. I'm Kenma and He's Tsuki-chan, if you really care."

"Ahh what the fuck! Chile- Anyways so um what are y'all doing out this late, speaking of late make it quick, I have to get back to my dorm."

"Actually this purple, sucky hole pulled us through and we dont know where we are so...yeah. Can we stay with you, PLEASE?!"

"Hina..!"

"What?" He looks around in confusion. 

Kageyama-san looks to him with disbelief. "HE COULD BE A MURDERER FOR HELL'S SAKE"

"Well for your fucking information, jackass, I am not. I am a hero in training. Even if i was a murderer, it wouldn't be smart to make me aware that you know I am one. Now hurry the hell up before you get me murked. My name is Izuku. by the way."

"PFFFT a hero in training gurl wtf you think this is voltron? Miraculous Ladybug? Henry danger?"

Kageyama-kun got another glare shot from Izuku.

Kageyama-kun, Ken-chan, Tsuki-chan and Hina-chan followed Izuku back to UA to be immediately glared at as soon as they stepped into what seems to be a lounge area.

"Oh my goshhhh! Estúpidos! no tengo tiempo para esto. Get y'all lost asses up these stairs!"

Everyone glaring quickly looked away and continued going about their day. The four newcomers hurry up the stairs, following Izuku. They get in front of a room, "Izuku~ F U C K  O F F" labeled on it.

Izuku's hand dives into the bag to grab his keychain and phone but knocks something else out too. It falls on the floor for all to see.

A gun.

Well a Pistol to be exact.

"Shit..my bad y'all. MINA!!!"

"WHAT BITCH!!!?"

"COME HERE!"

A pink-skinned, yellow-horned, black-eyed girl runs up the stairs, panting as she comes to a halt. 

"What?!"

"Grab my Glock for me, babe, please and thank you!"

'Of course this green-haired, sassy angel had a girlfriend. Why am i thinking about this right now? I have a boyfriend.' Kageyama shook his head gently and focused back on Izuku.

It's almost as if Izuku heard him say all of this with the way his head snapped his way and winked at him. Then he hears a voice in his head...

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tbc