Dip Fanfic || REMAKE

Son of a devil

Can't school fucking end already..?!
A dark haired boy sat in a brightly lit classroom. All around him kids were chatting with one another. He tried to block out their annoying chatter. He kept his gaze focused intently on his paper in front of him, trying to suppress his growing annoyance with the obnoxious, annoying, voices of the children around him. Just as the boy was about to say something a loud ringing noise echoed throughout the school... Lunch!! Finally!! The boy thought. He quickly stood up, hoping to exit the classroom first and avoid a run in with the other kids. He wasn't scared of them, of course, he could easily banish each and every one their puny souls to the deepest pits of hell!! They just...Annoyed him. Highly annoyed him. As the boy was swiftly walking through the halls some kid bumped into him. His shoulder hit a metal locker, making it hurt slightly.
"Hey Damien!! Where's your little Frenchie boyfriend? Is he off stuffing his face with fucking crossaints?" A boy with curly ginger hair and a green ushanka hat sneered.
"He's not French!! And I'm not together with that annoying tea drinking mortal!! I abhor him!!" Damien snapped back at the boy.
"If you 'abhor' him so much why do you hang around him so much?" Another boy(who stood with the ginger boy), by the name of 'Stanley Marsh' spoke up.
"Because I pity that pathetic critter!! Without me he would be completely alone!! Imagine how pathetic that would be?" Damien crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. He shoved past the two and made his way to the cafeteria. His gaze traveled across the cafeteria until it landed on a table where a highly overdressed, blonde, boy sat alone. Damien grumbled under his breath as he sat beside the boy. The blonde boy's eyes lit up almost instantly when he saw Damien. "Good day Damien!! How are you this lovely afternoon?" He asked with a stupid smile on his face. Damien rolled his eyes, "I am rage filled and seeking vengeance!" Damien declared. "Ah, so normal. That's good!!" The boy's attention focused back to his food. Damien glanced over at him for a moment. The blonde boy looked at him slightly confused, "Is there something you need, Damien-?" He asked, cocking his head to the side slightly. "Uhm- How has your day been so far, Pip? It's not as if I care, I am simply bored and have no one else but you to conversewith." Damien stated. Pip seemed surprised by Damien expressing slight interest in his day so far. A small smile crept onto Pip's face. "Oh!! My day has been fairly normal I suppose!!" He smiled brightly. Damien nodded, "Not as if I care, but that is good to hear, I suppose." Damien shrugged, looking down at the lunch table and deciding to attempt to ignore Pip's speaking the rest of lunch.