bowsette has arrived inside of the human realm and it is up to a single hero to stop the invasion of Queen bowsette and her minions during our heroes journey he may come across another hero from his gaming experience
As he continues to move through the city skirmishes throughout the city continue tanks are rolling through the goomba forces soldiers are taking out hundreds of goombas only for more to show up some of the goombas even like the soldiers and end up taking out all of them as he came to an alleyway there was some more goombas eating a corpse
You: oh no that's not part of the game not at all
After some time he sneaked away Only to see the biggest goombas he has ever seen
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You: shit! There's too many fuck it's only been five hours and my city is burning.... And the skirmishes are destroying everything
Radio Soldier: get to safety!
You: yeah!
You followed the command of the soldier unfortunately for him some of the goombas that were inside of the buildings eating some of the food that was left seen him run past so they began to run after him after hearing some weird noises behind him you looked while running and seen a hoard of goombas
You: oh boy! Stay away!
Soldier: I got you!
You: I'll leave to you think you
After leaving the seen was out of the way especially leaves the alleyways you look to the right and left on both sides there is one tank and a bunch of soldiers on the sides of it running to where you just came from on the other side with soldiers fighting normal sized goombas and I succeeded in killing the goombas and proceeded down the street
You: at least we can bring the fight to this goombas
As you can see you are getting close to the store that booette was going to but when he gets there he sees it ransack and he looks to the right and she's more describe the buildings and cars off to the left they're just like cars and dead bodies but on the sidewalk is a grocery bag with the same food that was needed
You: shit here can she be mm let's think here who would want my booette maybe Luigi but he wouldn't have an army of goombas so that doesn't make any sense the only other person would be bowsette but then again that doesn't no you know what it would make sense cuz she would be a mod for Bowser *notice of Castle* but that castle is Bowser's at least I think it is in some form it's not as normal castle that's for sure so why would Bowser invade looking at it now why would he be in real life
Meanwhile
booette: let go of me!
Magikumba: we can't do that princess
booette: I'm not a princess I'm a queen
Magikumba: queen? You got married
booette: that is not your business
Magikumba: if it threatens Lord Bowser's kingdom then it is very much important
booette: I'm no threat or to the my big man
They are getting closer to the main thorn doors
Magikumba: we are (queen booette has not been looking good maybe it's the crown) here follow me
booette: I don't have a choice do I
Magikumba: *turns back seriously*
booette: mm
*Meanwhile POV you*
I am still hiding from a group of goombas near a trash can
"Fuck I knew this was a bad idea but I'm not Mario or Luigi but the game rules don't work here" I look at the same goombas making sure they don't see me "if I had a gun or even a sick something I don't think I have the strength to fight them" I hide again thinking maybe I can run for it witch I can do that just like the last group and that is hard to do probably but maybe it's going to be easier this time I shouldn't have ran in another alleyway I'm stupid in thinking it's safe at all but nowhere is so yeah I begin to move safely away from the goombas after backing up they felt notice my sneaking strategy alright so if Bowser is real all right and that is indeed his castle above and there would logically be only one reason he would invade to have a princess now as far as I know princess peach doesn't exist so the only princess that does exist is my booette which I do not like the thought of so instead of searching the city like I have I should at least attempt to snake into the castle with majority of his army here on Earth hopefully after a couple of miles walking jogging and running for most of the time I finally make it to the entrance of this miles length of a rocky ship best way to describe it unfortunately I am faced with Bowser's face in the gate it's his mouth what a weird way to build this but also very Bowser like
After climbing into the mouth of the landed Rock ship the heat that is coming from this is extremely hot at least 500 degrees Fahrenheit maybe even more that I can tell I'm going to die and I have to walk this from miles ain't going to work so I make my way away from the castle cool off with already a sweaty body maybe I should take a shower go home and find some way to mitigate the extreme amount of degrees of his castle and if it's even 500 degrees Fahrenheit it might even be more let's just say it hot I don't think even a radiation shirt would work it might mitigated a little bit but the heat would still cook me like a french fry as much as I want to rescue my lovely wife and she's very lovely it's just not currently possible by the time I make it home it'll be night time and who knows what will happen tomorrow so I can't sleep I have to find a way so for now I will make my way home and maybe hopefully not come across anymore goombas or worse
