Eddtord/ Tord gets a cat

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Edds POV 

I stood at the kitchen table arguing with Don about how me and Tord weren't gonna have kids anytime soon but he was very slowly but surely winning the argument but before he did win Tord came downstairs rubbing his eyes. He had his hair horns in a mess I could tell he didn't try and brush his hair before he got up but no one cares it was just the 5 of us. "Morning Tordiloonie" Don said sheepishly  I glared at him "morning Tord" I said too " (yawn) morning" he said back to us when he realized where he was walking he just decided to sit down on the couch but far from Matt and Tom I stared at Tord for a while.."soooo- you called me over to talk about smth so what is it?" He asked "hey Tom can you and Matt go uhh get some stuff from the store" I said "yea sure" Tom replied both Matt and Tom got up and went to the store.."so when I left to help you and Moral move into your new home a few days ago Tom apparently pulled some deadly weapons in him..first the harpoon then the axe and now he took a knife to his leg" I explained to him I saw him stare at me in surprise "Tom hates him that much?!" He asked "yeah Tord got so scared he didn't even let me go near him for a few days" I explained "jeez dude at this point Tord's not even doing anything it's Tom that is" he says "yeah but I don't want them being near each other I don't want Tord getting hurt or having to use his gun" I said worried...Don patted my back "hey man it's ok they'll have to get along one way or another there's no way out of that" he said "yeah instead of bringin Matt with me to your house I'm gonna bring Tord instead see how that goes"..."alright man whatever you think is right" he shrugged we both looked at Tord "and besides he looks ok for now try and get him to get back to the group one way or another" he said "I know but I don't wanna rush him to do anything I'd rather die then do that.."..as soon as I said that Tord got up to go back to his room I just stared at him "cmonnnnnnn you know you wanna see what your kids would look like" he laughed. my face turned red and I yelled at him he laughed so much he fell...