If I was in Demon slayer

The entertainment district

Tanjiro: e-entertainment district?

Zenitsu: wait didn't you use to live there dylan?

Dylan: uh yeah

Me: I visited there once before I was orphaned

Dylan: damn

Uzui: listen up! I am god! You 4 are trash!

I look and I could tell the boys looked insulted and it was kinda funny*

Uzui: that's the first bit of info you need to pound into your heads! So drive it in! You turn into dogs if I say so! Turn into monkeys if I tell you! So be ready to bend over backwards,pander to my every whim and worship me endlessly! And remember above all else I am god!

My mind: what's with the long speech's

Tanjiro: quick question,lord Uzui. What exactly are you the god of?

Me and zenitsu mumble: please tell me he's playing dumb..

Uzui: good question pupil. You have great potential.

Me and zenitsu mumble again: what kind of potential lies in a question like that

Uzui: I am the god of festivals, the god of flashiness

Mind: more like the god of stupidity and idiots

Inosuke:Well, I am the king of the mountain! It's a pleasure to meet you, god of festivals!

Uzui: I've never heard of you. That's odd.. somthing about you creeps me out.

Mind: says you

Inosuke: you want creepy I'll show you creepy

Tanjiro: take it easy inosuke

Me: I swear has he forgot I'm here for like a minute or is he not calling me trash here

All Uzui did was look at me so I gave him the snootiest face I have ever did and I could tell he got mad*

Uzui: right that's enough fooling around. Let's go. Follow me

Next thing he made a dust cloud and disappeared*

Me: where In the hell!?

Zenitsu: he disappeared? Look!

Me: he's fast!

Zenitsu: look how far he got! He's the size of a sesame seed!

I start to run after him yelling at the boys to come on*

Aoi and the others: please be careful!

Me: we will Aoi don't worry!

I wave bye at them and run trying to catch up to lord Uzui*

We ran for what it felt like an eternity until we got in a carriage*

I ended up falling asleep next to inosuke cause of how motion sick I get since the train incident until I felt someone move*

Me: huh? Are we there yet

I rubbed my eyes to try to see clearly and seen zenitsu inosuke and tanjiro were gone*

Dylan: tanjiro and the others ran off and lord Uzui said to stay put

Me: I want to go back to sleep but the lights are to bright

I yawn as the others came back*

Uzui: come on guys

We walk to the center of the lights and crap*

Uzui: take notes you 5. During the day this place is quiet as a ghost town, but at night it roars to life with all kinds of people. Ideal circumstances for a demon. The women here are also unique. Many become courtesans and are sold off to pay for debts. In return there given food clothing and lodging and if they climb up the ranks, a rich man might buy out there contracts. The highest ranking courtesan is referred to as oiran,and she's on a whole different level. Her beauty and intelligence are unrivaled,and she's mastered every traditional art. A women of distinction bathed in her own house resources to become their shining star.