Talking Marauder

A weird story

A/N: hi guys! um...a warning before you start reading this chapter. The idea for this story came to me and my sister in the middle of a school-night. We were sugar high and talking about the marauders in a weird way. So my sis made me write this chapter and really it is useless and pathetic and makes ZERO sense.  You can just skip it. i wont mind. See what i did there? Now i have made you wanna read it havent i? YESS! Mission  complete! oh and this story is dedicated 2 my lil sis cuz she inspired me to write this story. I don't exactly know if that is a good thing or not.

Once upon a time, there lived a girl called lily. she went to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. She had powers. she could turn into a lily. yes the plant. ( just imagine it...)

There also lived a boy called james potter. he went to the same school and could also turn into a stag.

There lived a baled noseless guy who also happend to be a dark lord who wants to kill all the people that cannot do magic. What will that give him? He has no idea...but he's workin' on it.

Then lastly there lived an awesome dude that has this awesome white beard and hair. He is the dude who CALMLY!? asks harry potter if he put his name in the goblet of fire.

So the story starts when lily transforms into a . lily cuz she felt like it. Coincidentally (zat how you spell it?) James turns into a stag at that precise moment. SO then he suddenly fells like eating the lily. So he does that and dies because the lily was poisonous. So the lily dies too cuz she is eaten now...yeah.

So THEN the noseless guy comes and wants to kill the stag and the lily's child, BUT realizes that that lily and james never had kids so he gets all depressed and dips his feet into the black lake cuz it was a warm day and... LET'S NOT QUESTION THE DARK LORD!!.

Now Dumbledore comes and has an epic battle with ol' voldy and thats the end. 

That is the end of the story. yes I agree it was a weird one :) but I wrote it for my own amusement only and I don't expect you guys to find it as amusing as I did. What is your OTP and is there a song that describes it? For me it would be Jily and the song would be shut up and dance with me. I can totally see it happening :) I might just write a chapter about it.