The Boss Baby Nutcracker

The Newborn Ballbusting Monster

Few weeks have passed and Ted has been causing havoc all around the house,it's a miracle if he doesn't cry at night.Ted drove me insane,all the crying had been killing me,the worst part of all my parents don't even care about me anymore,it's like i'm invisible.

I got home from school,my parents are still at work so I went to check on him,Ted was sleeping by the time I got there.Soon as he felt someone come in his room he started crying like a monster.This was my chance to finally knock some sense into him,if my parents won't I will.I grabbed him from his crib and sat him down and gave him a toy.

"I am tired of you crying all day and night"I yelled,the baby looked at me. "Oh Timothy you finally came to your senses"Ted said. "Wait what you can talk!?!But your a baby?!"I said in a frightened tone. "There's a lot of things you don't know,I was waiting for you,because I have a job I have to do that I was assigned.".He takes out his suitcase, "I'm not a normal baby Timothy"Ted said. "Yeah no kidding,what type of new born baby can talk,I'm gonna tell my parents." I grab his little suitcase, "When I tell my parents you can get your little suitcase and go back where you came from so you better start packing."

"You wouldn't,you won't have the balls to do so by the time you tell them."He grabs his señor squeaky toy and throws it right at my balls.

I fall to my knees in pain while cupping my balls

He grabs me by the chest to look at him. "Listen to me,don't try to even tell your parents anything or I will make your balls hell you hear me?"he threatened.Either way I come from the Ballbusting Corp to bust little kids balls.Prepare to become infertile Templeton"I immediately got scared of him busting my balls but I have no choice.

"We're home!"Mom and Dad said, "Hey mom!"while carrying Ted.We're gonna make food so change his diaper please Tim.I sighed and went back to his room.I put him on the changing table and started taking his diaper.Then he kicked me in the balls.Ow why'd you kick me in the nuts, "Why not"he chuckles. "Because it hurts really bad"I said,I heard that a million times and I simply don't care for your nuts.By the time I'm done with you you're gonna infertile and won't be able to have babies."he threatened.

I finished with his diaper and went back to downstairs to the kitchen to eat. "Kids food is ready!"Mom said, "We got spaghetti and broccoli"She said.When I finished and went to put my dish on the sink while Ted was drinking his milk,he threw his bottle at my balls by "accident" and made me drop my plate,good thing it was a plastic plate. "Dad he threw his bottle at my balls"I said. "Sorry champ those things happen sometimes,when you were little I could barely be near you,I was afraid you'd throw your toys at my balls,just walk it off."Dad said. "Ted don't do that boys are very sensitive there okay?"My mom said. "Thanks mom"I said,even tho I knew he wasn't gonna stop.

After months of ballbusting,Ted has finally crossed the line.I found a old security camera on streets and decide to take it for get footage of Ted ballbusting me.I put it in his room when he wasn't there.I went downstairs to get Ted to supposedly "play with him". "Hey mom can I play with Ted?"I asked, "Sure honey be careful"after she gives me Ted.

I take Ted to his room, "What have you decided that you don't want kids or what."he said while the camera up and rolling. "Can we just stop with the ballbusting it hurts a lot and I can't take it anymore"I said. "Listen kid,I can't relate to your pain but could help you relieve it."he said. "Really?"I asked. "Lemme show you" he said,he came up to me "go on your knees"he demanded,he approaches my crotch and grabbed it with care. "Look at you,you have a heart for once"I said. "Take off your shorts and underwear Templeton they need the full experience."he said.I took off my shorts underwear being half nude, "I never really seen a penis and testicles."he said. "Can I?"he asked. "What do you want,it's already weird showing you my privates,and now you want to touch them?"I said. "Im sorry you don't have to let me but thanks for being brave and showing me,you still got some balls."he said. "No no it's okay I think I can take it."I said.Ted grabbed my ball sack and put it on his small palm and feeling two
balls just chillin there.All of sudden he started punching my balls non stop,I was in shock and couldn't do anything and passed out while he was punching my nuts for forty minutes.