Revved Up [ELON X TESLA] [ONE SHOT]

Revved Up

"I don't know, Grimes, I don't want to get her dirty ..." Elon said, holding his neck with indecision. "Get your head out the gutter, Elon, we're going to Oblivion!" Grimes says, smiling. "Alright." Elon says.

In the Tesla model X, Elon places his left foot first into the car. He sits his buns down second then pulls his right leg in. Wow, these seats are so comfortable, my tush feels like its being hugged by angels! Elon thinks. Grimes places her hand on Elons leg but Elon was quick to push her away. "Whats the matter with you Elon!?" Grimes says in distress. "Just shut up Grimes!" He says as his grip tightens on the steering wheel. "Grraaah!" Elon exclaims. "What the flipping frick dude!" Grimes says. "This is none of your beeswax, Grimes." Elon says. Elon speeds up and uses the voice activation system. "Hey Tesla! EJECT GRIMES NOW!" The tesla does how its told, accordingly, and ejects Grimes out of the window. Elon doesn't even look back and speeds up. 100 mph. "Thank god I programmed you to go exactly how you're told." After a few miles, Elon pulls over. "Oh, Tesla model X, thank you for being so submissive." The tesla responds with silence. "TALK TO ME DAMNIT! AND CALL ME DADDY!" Elon exlaims. "I LOVE YOU! YOURE LIKE A BABY TO ME!" Elon breaks down into tears. "Maybe I am the baby afterall!" Elon starts licking the steering wheel, his salty tears mixing in with the saliva. The more he licks the more the rubber taste spreads through his tongue. The taste of his palms clasped, sweating. He begins to rub the dash of the car, tears still rolling down his face like rain drops on a car window
"Look what I've done to my life... You're my only hope Tesla model X. Elon lifts his leg up and accidently hits the stick shift, pulling him into reverse.
Elon doesnt realize hes moving. As he moves down the hill his foot accidentally hits the gas.
The car revs up "Yes! START SPEAKING TO ME PLEASE TESLA!" His eyes are closed with lust and seduction. Elon takes his shirt off and rubs his hairy chest.

His eyes widen, (as much as they can)

"Gee wilikers! I think we're moving babe!"

Well, I think this is the end.
Elon rolls the seat back and closes his eyes. He gives one last kiss to the steering wheel and rolls down a cliff into a shallow rocky stream. His throat gets sliced and his eyes pop out if his skull. In his hands lies,

the tesla handbook and card.