So I had an epiphany the other day. I thought that with all these story ideas and things in my head (aside from the voices) I would jot them all down in this here book. Now bear in mind that I don't know if I actually WILL publish these as books, bu...
We find ourselves on the streets of Gotham city the most scum ridden place on earth. Crime rates higher than your Mama when she's taking her "special greens," people just littering in the streets, like seriously who does that? Anyway, scrolling up to a the highest building we see the one. the only, Batma-
(Play song 1:12)
What the fucktipus!?
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Instead of Batman we see a man in a read and black suit coloring on a piece of paper sitting on the gargoyle Batman is supposed to be crouching down looking menacing. He then notices us starring at him.
???: "Oh, Oh hey, I KNOW RIGHT you're wondering what I'm doing with these shitbags across the street? Well, I can't really say, but I can tell his name rhymes with Tow mater. And lemme tell ya....not very original probs only made me cause he just finished watching my new movie."
(WHA-nooooooo, guys cmon I would ne- I would never do that, cmon you guys know I wouldn't.....yea I did....)
???: "Buuuuuuuut, he was smart enough to think of a cool new back story for me in this universe. And as much as I would love to get into all that I got places to be and-"
Suddenly gunfire is heard down on the streets as the police are giving chase to the penguin and his gang driving with bags of stolen money.
???: "oooooooh~ Bad guys to kill! Tell ya what tho if this chapter gets at least five votes I can tell you how I squeezed this ass into red spandex, but until then."
