A/N:I wanna apologize for taking so long to make a new part. Went through a break up so it was hard to come up with anything cute and lovey dovey yk? Alr enjoy.
Kyle's pov
I wake up to Stan drooling on my shirt. I roll my eyes and disconnect my phone from the charger. I got a new message from tweek? I open it.
Tweek: Kylr
Tweek: craug wants to gi ob a founle date
Tweek: eith u giys
You: what????
Craig: double date at tweeks bros at 5
You: dude I just woke up
Craig: okay??? I really don't give a shit??
Tweek: CRAIG
Craig: what
Tweek: stip bring an assholr
Craig: sorry honey😐
Tweek: dont apilixr to mr
Tweek: apoligixe
Tweek: apilofize
Craig: take your time honey
Tweek: apologizr
Tweek: ARGHSKOQ FICK THID SHUT
Tweek: KIST DAY SORTY TO LYLE
Craig: sorry kyle
You: yeah yeah whatever asshole
Craig: 🖕🏽
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I shut off my phone and yawn. God my breath stinks. I push Stan off of me and see a big wet stain on my shirt from Stan drooling. Ew. I take off my shirt and toss it in the dirty bin. I go to the restroom and bush my teeth and hair. As I tie my hair into a small bun I hear Stan.
"KYLEEEEE COME BACK" He whines.
I walk downstairs and begin making myself some cereal. Ike comes down looking annoyed. I look at him and he points to Stan.
"Tell him to shut up"
"KYLE I MISSED YOU" Stan screams.
He gets up and runs over to me. He pulls me into a hug and I pat him on the back. He gets on his tippy toes and gives me a small kiss on my cheek. Ike gags and takes my bowl of cereal. He walks to the living room and begins eating it.
"Stan"
"Hm?"
"Your cousin invited us to a double date in 4 hours."
"Tell him no my ass hurts"
Ike turns around with a disgusted face and turns the TV volume higher.
"Dude I told you not to talk about that in front of my brother"
"I didn't think he would understand!"
"He's going to high-school next year."
"I thought he was going to 7th grade!"
"No dumbass hes 15"
"Woah"
"Alright do you think you'll be able to go on the double date? Because Craig will kill me if I say no."
"Fine fine just give me pain killers"
I open the medicine cabinet and pull out some Tylenol and shave out 2.
"How many?"
"2"
I hand him the ones I have in my hand and put the rest away. I turn back to ask him if he wants some water but I don't see the pills.
"Stan did you just swallow them dry?!"
"Yeah?"
"You're weird, man"
"That's not what you thought last night. OoH StAn OmG I lOvE yOu! yOure sOo bIg!" He mimics me.
Ike spits out his cereal and gives us another stare.
"Okay that's it I'm done." He takes his cereal with him and walks up to his room, slamming the door.
I push Stan. "Dude I just told you not to make those kind of jokes in front of him!"
"My bad"
I roll my eyes and make myself another bowl of cereal.
--TIME SKIP TO AN HOUR BEFORE THE DOUBLE DATE--
Stan's pov:
I check the time on my phone. It's 4.
"Hey babe? What time are we supposed to go again?"
"5"
"It's 4"
We get up and walk to his room. He picks out an outfit and I just scroll on my phone while laying down on his bed, waiting for him.
He comes out with his hair let go, baggy tan cargo pants with dark green converse, and a white t-shirt. I just stare at him in awe until my phone falls on my face. He laughs at me. God how I love his laugh. I'm so glad I'm the one able to make him laugh like that.
"Come on let's go to your house. You need to change too."
We walk to my house which was a couple houses down. He waits for me down stairs. I put on some baggy jeans, black vans, and a black t-shirt. I look in the mirror and see that my roots are growing back. I should dye my hair again.
I go downstairs and we start walking to Tweeks bros. It's about 20 minutes from here so we should be on time.
As we walk up to the small building we can see the couple through the cafes windows. Kyle opens the door for me and I walk in. We sit in a booth across from Craig and tweek.
"You took so long. Tweek thought you guys were gonna stand us up."
"GAH yeah you guys took a long time."
I check the time. "It's only 5:06?"
"ARG CRAIG!! I SAID WE WERE GOING TO MEER UP AT 4:30!"
"Oh"
Kyle laughs. "Dumbass"
"Stan get your boyfriend to shut up" Craig flips him off.
Kyle looks to tweek. "Tweek get your boyfriend to say sorry to me again"
"ARGH CRAIG STOP FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF"
"sorry honey"
"SAY YOU'RE SORRY"
"Sorry"
"LIKE YOU MEAN IT"
"I'm sorry that your boyfriend is such an idiot stan"
Tweek grabs him by the ear and whispers something to him.
"OKAY OKAY IM SORRY KYLE"
"Good"
"Damn tweek what did you say to him?" I laugh.
"Shut the fuck up Stan!" Craig yells.
Tweek gives him a look and he sinks back into his chair.
"GAH! Sorry about him. He's gonna get in trouble once we get home."
Me and kyle share a look and burst out laughing.
"AH NO NOT LIKE THAT!!"
After we all calm down we finish the date. Most of it was Tweek scolding Craig like he was a little kid.
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