Funny South Park fics (ALL SMUTTY revolves around kyman hate-fucking)

#1: You wanna be a couple?

This includes: hate fucking, Non-Con/CNC (consensual non consent), VERY rough sex, bottom cartman, top Kyle, humiliation kink, and a lot of other shit. This is smut, you knew that when you clicked on it, this is your fault.

Oh and it's all kyle's POV  in this first one- I may post cartman's ... idk- HAVE FUN! Oh and there are spelling mistakes, deanwith it I wrote this at 11 AM.
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[Kyle pov:]
I hate this fatass. he just told Nicole, the new girl, the one I LIKED, that we were a gay couple. I yelled at him obviously. that was a few days ago and people are still talking about it so I went over to his house knowing he was the only one home at that moment and didn't bother knocking as I stormed into his house and to his room opening the door angrily, it banged against the wall.
"KYLE WHAT THE HELL?!"
I could see him jump at I did so. I didn't say anything though I simply walked over to him and pulled him off his bed by his collar now yelling in his face
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL EVERYONE WEWERE DATING?! NOW ITS ALL THEIR TALKING ABOUT."
it was obvious I was angry but seeing him smirk only made me angrier, that stupid fucking smirk, as though he did nothing wrong. so in turn of said dumb smirk I got an idea
"alright fine"
I could tell he thought he won.
"you wanna be a couple then lets be a couple."
seeing the shocked and surprised look on his stupid face was nothing compared to the one he had as I got closer and kissed him, not romantically I hated him but I knew he hated this, so I kissed him more even angrier as I pushed him back onto the bed making him gasp so I took the chance and shoved my tongue into his mouth aggressively I could feel him trying to push me off and as I started losing air I finally pulled back nd looked at him
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
he was yelling  but I laughed and responded simply
"you wanted to be a couple, so lets do what couples do."
he started to protest but I kissed him as soon as he opened his mouth as my hand started to un-zip his pants and pull them down followed by his boxers and, holy shit..
"are you fucking hard over this?!"
I pulled back as soon as I realized looking from him to his, suddenly rock hard, cock and back to him as he also looked shocked. I laughed more, this was fucking hilarious, then I looked at him and he was looking away, his face was bright fucking red. so I started stroking his cock hear I surprisingly loud moan then him covering his mouth in shock I did care and just kept stroking faster and faster before kissing him roughly again. I could feel him squirm underneath me in denial that he was liking it, I didn't really care, he said we were a couple so this is his fucking fault. maybe now he wont make dumb decisions. i was pulled  out of my thought when I felt a certain sticky substance I knew all to well. so as I pulled back I looked at him with an evil smile, he was panting
"S-Shut the fuck up jew."
I rolled my eyes and with one swift movement I flipped him over and up onto his bed then undid my own pants as he yelled asking what I was doing, without answering a aggressively thrusted into him, no prep, no warning, no prior experience and didn't wait for him to get used to it. I heard him gasp and shout at the sudden pain and I laughed only going faster. slowly he got used to it and his cries yelling at me to stop turned into pathetic moans for me to 'stop' but I didn't, I was also now changing speeds constantly which quickly sent hi into overstimulation as I started to jerk him off again, he started shaking and begging me to stop, slow down, or wait a second, then I heard him moan again as his hips thrusted ad he came again. I didn't stop I kept going listening to his pathetic whimpers and begs, I forced him to cum multiple times as he shook and trembled then after he came for the 5th time, he was basically dry, I finally came deep inside of him and let go of his hair which I started tugging halfway through and pulled out stepping back as I looked at him, trembling all over, tear marks down his cheeks, cum dripping out of him from his as and his cock making a mess on the floor which he'd have to clean before his mother got home and commented.
"you're pathetic. next time you tell people were together it'll be worse. fatass"
I added the last part as I got dressed and left as he tried to stand and collapsed. I smirked knowing I had won  and walking back to my house like nothing happened