Nashe si chadh gayi

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Vaish : Sir beer is ok for you ?

Arshh : excuse me !

Vaish : Sir jaa rahe hai aap !

Arshh : Wait for me I'll come in few min... !

Aaru : Tu toh kh rhi thi khadus hai !

Vaish : Tashreef lega na teri jab pata chlega tujhe kaisa hai yeh, aur ab koi bakchodi krri na fer dekhiyo !

Aaru : Yaar bas is matter ko clear krwa de please !

Arshh : Meri car mae padi thi yeh, we can drink this !

Aaru : Budha sadhu !

Vaish : Hahahaa what a joke !

*After sometime*

Aaru : Kaache kaatle kaache katle !

Vaish : Tera systum kaatlega yeh kabhi kache katwave !

Arshh : What is this kaache !

Vaish : Isse kaache batao ab !

Arshh : Isse !

Vaish pov : Chadhi nhi kya isse aabhi !

Vaish : Eh Aadi ganna change kr !

Aaru : konsa chalau !

Vaish : Arsh sir aap batayi ye !

Arshh : Let me love you !

Vaish : hein !

Arshh: song ! *drunk*

Vaish pov: Angrej ka patha

Vaish : aeyy aadi film chandraval dekhungi

Aaru : Meri chandraval toh tune dekhi nahi hai ! *drunk*

Vaish to Aaru : Teri chandraval dekhli na is chamgadad nae tera helicopter bana dega waqt se phele !

Arshh : I want to tell you something guyz ! *Drunk*

Vaish : yeah sure sir !

Vaish Pov : Zindagi mae pheli baar old monk gamle mae fekni pdri hai is chutiye ki wajha se ki yeh kuch kaand na krde, bhand hoke

*Arshh vaish ke paas jaata hai aur usko hug krleta hai *

Vaish : whatt are you doing sir !

Arshh : I want to tell y-you that, i -i !

Vaish : you ?

Arshh : K-i k-ki tum aache se apni internship k-kr-ro aur eak kabil doctor ban-no, i am always with you ! *drunk*

Vaish : 4 peg mae toh bhand hogya yeh , yeh banege kabir singh

Aaru : aaye tu chord is discipline ke tote ko chl dance krte hai !

Vaish : Bsdke tere tote hare se laal krdega yeh, zyada jldi marna ki icha si hori kya, hori ho toh bata batau isske dusre bhaiya ko ki uski bhn ke sath kya karke aaya hai tu !

*Then vaish phone rings *

Vaish : le dusre se bhi marwani hai sath mae le lenge dono yeh toh, experienced honge !

Aaru : call utha !

Vaish : Haan Manav !

Aaru : call utha !

Vaish : Haan Manav !

*Then Arsh called vaish*

Arsh : jaghiya !

Vaish : Mowww !! Jaghiyaaaa !

Manav : Yeh awaaz sunni sunni lagri hai  !

*Then Aaru snatch her phone*

Aaru : Tere bhai ki he hai chumtiye !

Manav : Whatt who's this idiot !

Vaish : Manav i am so sorry, its my friend don't mind him please !

*Then vaish ends the call*

Kaha hum Kaha tumजहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें