Are You Sure You Have the Right Number? - Sneaky Sasquatch, Book 1

Tuesday

I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt that I was in a red 4x4 with two other sasquatches in the vehicle. They looked taller and older than me. It was night, and we were on the highway back to our apartment in town. Suddenly, there was another car headed straight towards us, and our 4x4 was flipped upside down.

The other two sasquatches laid dead before my eyes, and I started to sob. Minutes later, I saw a yellow taxi pulling up. The driver was a duck with a blue bow tie, and the other passenger was that same duck with the top hat. The duck with the top hat jumped out of the car and told me that it was going to be okay, and led me to the taxi. I took a seat in the back, and we drove off. I woke up before I could see where we were going. I couldn't help but think that the dream wasn't just a dream, and it was something that actually happened to me.

I got out of the cabin and went into the campsite. The first cooler I went to only had a loaf of bread and relish. I went to the bench nearby and made relish sandwiches. It wasn't the best meal, but it worked out. I then thought about the tree that the raccoon went into, so I went to the tree. Inside was a shop, and the raccoon said that he had gathered this stuff from the campsite.

I had no money whatsoever, so I looked at the stuff and left. The thing that caught my attention was the human disguise. I decide that I should try finding some money to buy that disguise. But that's something that I'll ponder on tomorrow. For now, I will get some sleep.