this is all random shit

eddtord (top edd)

I struggle with starting shit *sob sob*
Giving Tord a bit of an accent hehe

Tord's pov

I was chilling on the couch and reading hentai. Tom was next to me watching whatever boring shit he saw on tv. I layed on my back and started kicking his face with my foot, causing him to get very angry and constantly slap my foot away. Poor little Tommy looked like he wanted to torture me in the most painful way possible to which I responded with "Don't get so worked up baby~". Before he could respond I heard Edd behind me say "Tord can you go take a shower real quick? It's your turn." Tom laughed and said "Yeah Tord go ahead we don't want you stinking up the house." I glared at him and was ready to tackle him but Edd pulled me away. "Tord cmon don't fight for another 7 hours... Like last time.." Edd said behind me kinda annoyed with his hands on my shoulders. That bastard was dragging me to the bathroom like I'm some puppy. I went in and flipped him off to which he gave me an unsurprised look. "Ok now move along cola addict. I don't want ya watching me get naked now ya dirty bastard" he just laughed. He can never take me seriously cuz of my accent and it's an actual pain in the ass. I went in and started taking off my clothes (I'd like to see that..) and hopped in the shower. The warm water on my body and the silence was quite nice. No Tom to yell at me, no Matt to bother me for selfies or to use me for makeup testing and no Edd to bother me for who gets to eat the stupid bacon first the next morning. I was showering and putting on shampoo when I heared noise and looked over at the curtains and saw a figure. The figure put a hand on the curtain and I started stressing out a bit. Once he pulled the curtain I saw Edd and almost screamed "GET OUT YA FREAK" instead that dipshit took off his clothes and pinned me in the shower. He started kissing me before I could say anything and moved his body closer to mine. I pulled away and glared at him "ARE YA INSANE?!" I almost screeched. "Well I just wanna have fun" Edd said so casually and kissed me again. His hands started moving lower and lower until they reached my dick and he began to touch it. I was enjoying it and let him do as he pleased. He bit my bottom lip and I slightly opened my mouth for his tongue to slip in and explore. (this hurts writing oml) Once he pulled away he started biting my neck. "E-Edd.." "Shhhh.. Quiet sweetheart.." He put a finger on my lips and bit harder making me quietly moan. He then made me slip and fall on the bath tub and got on top of me. He spread my legs and looked at me and he then asked "Can I?" to which I nodded. He then entered slowly and I let out a long and quiet moan. (plz end my miserable life 👩‍🦽) After a few minutes of my adjusting he started thrusting slowly and slowly but not long enough getting faster. So fast I started moving up and down and quickly starting to moan louder and louder. This went on for another 20 mins until he climaxed. I did as well and we stoof there for a few seconds breathing heavily and looking at each other. I then heared Tom bang on the door "TORD WHAT THA (not a typo) HELL?! YOU DRAWNEN IN THERE?" "SHUT UP YA ABORTED LOOKING FETUS" "FUCK YOUUU" "NO FACK YAAA"