"Welcome to Site 43! A beach paradise on an artificial island, located a couple of miles in the North Pacific Ocean near the islands of Hawaii. Here, you will join a group of highly motivated and dedicated personnel, who will uphold the foundation's...
SCP CHEAT SHEET: SCP 999 ~Pulled from SCP Foundation Database~
Class: Safe
Description: SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter
Anomaly: Touching SCP-999's surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature.
Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety.
~Now onto the story!~
The scent of coffee would plague the room as a grizzled man would let out a sigh, his eyes glancing at the mountain of paperwork that he needed to accomplish. The silent hum of Mozart music would echo throughout the room as an Orange Blob, which was brewing some coffee, would eye the platter of swedish fish on the Director's desk. A congratulatory plaque on his new position, gifted from the 05 Council, would hang behind the Director, besides his many photos and memorabilia from his missions as a Mobile Task Force Field Commander. The Director's name-tag would read "Director Jack Wilkinson".
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Director Wilkinson: "I will rather walk through a sand storm in Afghanistan than deal with all of this paperwork..." Doctor Wilkinson would groan before looking at the Orange Glob. "Finished my coffee, 999?"
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SCP 999 would excitedly pick up the coffee, by extending its goop arms, and slide over to the Director. The director would rotate his chair and extend his hand out as 999 lifted the coffee and placed it in his palm. Jack would sniff the coffee before looking at 999, who was now focusing on the platter of Swedish fish.
Director Wilkinson: "You are not trying to poison me right?"
SCP 999 would shake its head vigorously as Wilkinson simply shrugged and take a sip out of the coffee.
Director Wilkinson: "Had better, but not bad, 999." The director would say with a smile before placing the platter of Swedish fish on the ground so 999 could enjoy its sugary feast.
