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Cartmans pov:
It's so obvious. How do they not see it? I need to get them together. But how?

(Time skip to when they all went home)

I sit in my bed and start to construct my master plan.  I think what I'm gonna do is ask Kenny, Stan, And Kyle to go to the movies. Shit, I need to get Kenny in on this to. Whatever, I'll just give him 5 bucks. We were going to go to the movies, except me and Kenny are going to be in the restaurant on the other side of the road spying on them.

Since it's Friday, I'll just text them and so if they want to go.

Big dick group chat
Me: hey you guyyyyys

Daywalker🙄: What do you want?

Walking orange: hello

Ski master🤨: do you need something?

Me: I just wanted to know if you guys wanted to see the new Spider-Man movie? I'll pay for you Kenny

Ski master🤨: I'm down

Daywalker🙄: sure why not?

Walking orange: sure dude

Me: ok great

I go to text Kenny privately

Walking orange

Me: ok Kenny here's the deal, Kyle and Stan obviously like each other right?

Walking orange: yea, your point?

Me: we're not actually going to the movies. It's a setup to get them together. Are you in?

Walking orange: fuck yea dude! What's the plan?

Me: it's the most basic setup you could ever think of, they will never expect it. So basically, we're going to go the the restaurant across from the movies and spy on them. We're not gonna show up so it will be just them, and hopefully they kiss

Walking orange: sounds like a plan to me

Me: I'll give you five dollars just to sucure the deal bc I really want this to work

Walking orange: great