Condolence

You dumb asses can't cook?!

"Bye babes!" Adonis shouted as his two partners made their way out of the door.

"Don't burn the fucking house down!" One shouted back before shutting the door and heading out to the black car that sat in the driveway.

Adonis looked at his best friend, Ira, before laughing hysterically.

"Got something bad to say?" Ira stomped their hoof on the ground, startling the fennec fox hybrid who was now on the kitchen's wooden floors.

Adonis ears pricked up as he flinched when Ira's hoof made contact with the floor.

"No I do not!" Adonis spoke before using the table beside him to help him stand back up.

"Good!" Ira stuck their tounge out at Adonis who quickly grabbed it.

"Don't stick your tounge at me again, hear me?" Adonis spoke sharply as the fawn's ears began to flatten against their spotted head.

Ira nodded, Adonis letting go of their tounge. He used his pants as a towel, quickly wiping his hand off as Ira put their mouth under the faucet in the sink, turning the water on. They spat out the water dramatically as Adonis hit the faucet's handle, shutting it off.

"Before you start complaining about me turning the water off, you want to fix macaroni?" He asked the fawn who was now happily nodding their head.

Adonis climbed up onto the counter, being to short to reach the cabinets, and opened up one of the cabinet doors, the wooden door hitting his head harder than expected.

"GOD DAMMIT!" Adonis hollered, letting out a small whimper from the fennec fox genes.

"Watch your language, bitch." Ira teased.

"S H U T." Adonis crouched down on the counter and placed a finger over the fawn's mouth, them quickly thinking and licking his finger.

Adnois jerked up, the back of his head hitting the open cabinet door. He let out a surprised shriek before rubbing the back of his head. He moved over, away from the cabinet door and he stood up. He saw a Kraft macaroni and cheese box and swiftly grabbed it, slamming the cabinet door shut. The fennec fox leapt down with the macaroni box before a bandage was slapped on his head.

"Heal well." Ira joked before ripping the bandage off.

"AHHH OWWW! IRA YOU PEICE IF SH-" The front door flung wide open as Adonis was about to finish his sentence.

His boyfriend, Lucky, a brown tabby cat hybrid, ran through the door at the speed of light. He snatched a book off of the couch before walking over calmly to Adonis, kissing him on the cheek, before continuing his sprint out the door.

"What the fuck just happened?" Ira asked.

"It's normal. Lucky always forgets that damn book." Adonis said.

"Why does he need a book?" Ira asked, crossing their arms.

"He can't drive, Sadie can. He reads the book when Sadie has to drop him off at his job." Adonis spoke.

"What's his job? A teacher?" Ira joked.

"Yes. He's a teacher."

"Wait, wha-"

The two began to get in a laughing fit, the macaroni box being dropped. After their fits, they began to cook. Ira unboxing the macaroni, taking the cheese packet out of its place in the box, while Adnois grabbed a pot and filled it up with water. After Adnois set the pot on the right sized eye on the stove, Ira dumped the macaroni in the pot and turned the heat on. Ira stood beside Adonis as he stirred the macaroni, making sure didn't stick to the bottom of the pot.

"I have to go piss, be right back." Adonis said before walking off to the bathroom just in the hallway beside the kitchen.

Ira stood at the pot, curiously turning up the heat. Soon, the eye caught fire.

"Uh, ADONIS!" Ira panicked.

Adonis stepped out of the bathroom, being met with the scent of smoke. He ran out over to Ira who was huddled in a corner. He saw the fire from the eye, quickly grabbing his phone out of his pocket, dialing Sadie's number.

"SADIE, I BURNT THE FUCKING WATER!" Adonis hollered when she picked up.

(/ref SANS, I BURNT THE FUCKING WATER-)

"Wait, you did what?!" Sadie panicked.

"Don't call your girlfriend, dumb ass! Call the fire department!" Ira snapped.

Adonis hung up the phone before moving the pot and turning down the heat, which didn't help. He opened a cabinet beside the stove, grabbing a cutting board out. He began smacking the fire with the cutting board, it eventually going out. The two hybrids where shook, Ira getting up and standing next to Adnois as Sadie and Lucky bust through the door. Adonis moved the cutting board, hiding it behind his back as Ira rocked on her heels guiltyly. Lucky stood, holding his chest, hyperventilating as Sadie held tightly onto his free hand.Lucky took a deep breath in before hissing:

"YOU DUMB ASSES CAN'T COOK?!"

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Author note: Lmao, thank you for reading my silly little chapter with the silly little characters and the Undertale meme reference. I will make another chapter because it's fun. Probably with Lucky beating Ira and Adonis' asses /j. I need to find my friend's username (They have Wattpad) who made Ira so I can @ them in the description and the other chapters to come. Hopefully the next chapter will be longer, I just needed to get used to writing stuff about hybrids and getting the characters slightly introduced. Anyways, thank you for reading Chapter One of Condolence.

My bestie: 1XxDemixX1