Once upon a time there was a pretty lady named Bradley. She was a very pretty princess until she corrected me and said she was a prince. I, of course, did not believe her due to the fact her ass was far too fat to be a guy. I used to bully Princess Bradley until I realized she was actually cool. Once I started talking to the hunchback, I realized that this "princess" was indeed a prince. I did not know. Prince Bradley was also good at chess. I don't know why but christ that kid is good, so good he played the vice principal. Over time Prince Bradley joined the friend group and lost his royalty. He became Bradley Badchild.
Bradley Badchild started fitting in pretty well, until the big bad Issac Gunther came along and did not like Bradley. Bradley, however, was not phased and stood up for himself. Bradley started singing Linkin Park's song Numb and won the argument with Issac Gunther.
Once Bradley had proven his worth, he had to face the next boss, Sam Beaubeef. Sam was a strong and stubborn opponent, but not strong enough to stop Bradley Badchild. Bradley was prepared for all of Sam Beaubeef's attacks, countering every attack with his great knowledge of the Percy Jackson series and Greek mythology. He defeat Sam within a few hours of arguing, meaning he was to go to the next opponent, Emma McKlain.
Even though Bradley was ready for his next opponent, Emma cowarded deep within her cave. She was scared or being beat by him, knowing she probably would since he has defeated the second toughest person in the friend group plus Issac.
You're welcome Bradley.
