THE CLOWN HERO

why a clown?

Now being a vigilante and hero is not as easy or like it is in the comics and movies and what not. Or at least for The Clown. Yeah sometimes he runs into the situation like the ally teens and mostly the ally teens. That is fun in itself messing and toying with them. But thats it. Most of the time they are just punks. The clown mostly annoys them. Squirting them with water guns. Stealing their smokes. Stopping their muggings. The Clown wants to be a hero but he thinks too much and plays around.  He hasn't punch, kick them not because he can't fight or at least he thinks he could. The reason he doesn't beat them up is to him at least is because they are still kids bad kids maybe but still kids. As an adult can he get away with it. He is technicaly a vigilante. Would he be charged from beating up minors. What if they charge him or their parents do but its kinda getting boring for him. What about bank robberies, super villians other criminals. Where is the mafia when you need them. Granted he feels bad for wanting these things and a little afraid if they do happen. Plus people see him as a joke and who could blame them. A guy in a clown costume  mainly waking doing quote on quote patrols.why a clown you are probaly thinking right. His story would be that he got bitten by a space or forest clown turning him into one. Want i know now though. The real reason is more better than his stories. Me and were drinking one time at a bar and here's what he told me. He loves making people laugh. He loves clown. He finds it funny that people are afraid of, how the media make them bad guys. He wanted to change that. That to prove clowns can be good. They can be more than scary. He went on a rant about clowns. The history, the clowns he met, how he was known as a class clown yada-yada. Fair warning, if you ever met him and ask him about clowns beware. He won't shut up for hours.