CLANK CLANK CLANK is what donald heard as he drew his last breaths. he realized he was literally sharting rocks and figured it was because he ate a big boulder whilst at a pool party on a dare.
the fool couldn't feel his large or small inestine, and he was internally bleeding. he looked down at his hand only to find his skin glowing green. he was... radioactive??!! "OH NOOOOO IM DYING!!!!" he screamed like a mad man untill his voice box hurt and he could only sit in silence whilst slowly dying.... untill the CLANK CLANK CLANK stopped and he heard 'sleepy joe' say " I CAME OUT VICTORIOUS!!"
Donalds vision started to blur, as he fell off the toilet, screams for his long-gone mommy, and dies
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Humorthis story was made for fun and jokes, please dont bully or hate on me, or the presidents. if you dont like the story, please dont be rude and just click off, thank you! Big thanks to @S3riouslyB0ring for helping out!
