Zodiac Signs Foreva

The signs on the bus

Aries: Making erotic noises in the back seat

Taurus: eating

Gemini: singing loudly

Cancer: playing games on their iPod

Leo: sharing the hot gossip and yelling at people they hate

Virgo: probably reading.

Libra: drawing porn

Scorpio: planning their next murder

Sagittarius: annoying the shit out of everyone

Capricorn: arguing

Aquarius: screams in terror and frustration

Pisces: internally monologuing while listening to music.