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by Burret2

by Burret2

The stalker had been stalking Phi for millennia now, and they enjoyed watching the new additions, too, though it did make them a bit jealous. How I wish I could be involved in that marriage. . . They thought to themselves before jumping onto their bed and closing their eyes, the pitter patter of the rain soon becoming a background noise as they drifted off to sleep.

~Some hours later~

The sun peeked through the window from behind the curtains, falling onto the stalkers face as they peacefully slept. Their eyes cracked open a bit and they sat up, deciding to eat for the first time in a week. They stumbled out of their bed, tripping on their way to the kitchen.

Their eyes flickered over the contents of their fridge, and after a minute, they finally decided to make a bowl of expired mineral cereal. (Eat your minerals, kids!) While they ate, the stalker began to wonder how they could get revenge on Phi. Perhaps another day of stalking would help them figure out what Phi's weak spots were. . .

As they threw her bowl into the sink, they ran over to the door, pulling their shoes on, deciding not to get ready for the day. Who cares if anyone sees them? It's not like anybody will care.

The stalker sprinted to Clyde's mansion, and just in time to see Clyde and Phi waking up. She crawled up into a tree outside the window of the bedroom, and began her stalking.

-Clyde and Phi centered now-

Clyde's eyes opened, taking in the beautiful view which was his ceiling. As he was about to get up, he then noticed that he had fallen asleep with Phi. A grin of genuine happiness crept onto his face, and he hugged Phi before trying to fall back to sleep.

But, of course, he doesn't deserve sleep, so Phi magically woke up. Their eyes cracked open and, seeing Clyde supposedly asleep, they silently crept out of the bed, wanting to go hang out with grem today. (youch)

Clyde, wondering what Phi was doing, just laid there, pretending to be asleep. He only gave up the act when he heard Phi leave the room. When that happened, he shot up and went to go follow Phi.

Clyde followed Phi around, watching to his dismay as she began to leave. A frown was present on his face as he watched Phi turn the doorknob and leave. He stood there for a minute or two before returning to his room to go pout.

Why did Phi leave? Did Phi not like it here? If thats the case, I gotta make it so that Phi loves it here! So Phi can stay with me! FOREVER!

A smile returned to his face as he began to speedily clean his mansion so that Phi would spend more time here. After cleaning he grabbed his Phine (Phi phone) and called Phi, hoping they would answer. To his dismay, they did not, and began to spam Phi by asking where they were, if they were okay,and why they wouldn't answer. Eventually, he decided to call Grem. Thankfully, Grem answer. "Hey Clyde!" They said, seeming... joyful. This made Clyde suspicious. What if Grem and Phi are hanging out? WITHOUT ME?! "what is up, broke. ." He said teasingly. No. Phi and Grem would never betray me like that. Right. . .? "Don't call me that-- uhh, gotta go, see ya!" They say. Before they can hang up, Clyde yells NO! "WAH! NO! WAIT! WHERES PHI?!?! PLEASE, I NEED TO KNOW!"

"Oh! Phi's with me! We're hanging out," Grem says casually. Clyde doesn't know how to respond.

I... WHAT?! Why... Why me.... Why would they do this to me... He thinks before hanging up abruptly.

"I.. I will get revenge on Grem for stealing Phi from me."

Outside of the window, the stalker hears this and falls out of the tree. Clyde hears this and goes over to the window, seeing the stalker on the ground. He gasps. "W-WAIT! DONT CALL THE COPS!" The stalker says, panicking. "I-I'M HERE SO I CAN FIGURe OUT HOW TO GET REVENGE ON GREM T-TOO!" They lie quickly. Clyde stops dialing 911 and looks over to the stalker.

"W..What?" He says, shocked. "Wait.... Grem ruined your life too?"

The stalker nods, hoping Clyde wont see through their lie.

Thankfully, Clyde doesn't, so they decide to do something about Grem.

"Stalker-person, come with me! Let's discuss how we'll take revenge on Grem in my living room.."

As Clyde and the stalker plot Grems demise- i mean . Figure out how to get revenge on Grem, they soon come to realize they really aren't all that different! The stalker is filled with joy. They had finally found a friend!

"So, do we dispose of Grem, or should we ship them to Antarctica or something like that?" Clyde asks.

"Nono, I have a better plan!" The stalker says.

"Oo! What is it?!"

"Ok so I was thinking we could. . . . ."

TBC

HAHA

i want to die - author #2