kitten~ waluigi x wario oneshot

hush kitten~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wario pov: i sat on my velvety red couch, horny as hell. my boner poked outta my boxers. bro looked like a mf tower my dicks so big. las time i measured it it was like 11 inches but i measured it when i was like 12 and im like 30 now even though wikipedia says im fucking 9. so anyways my dick was like tuggin at my boxers n i was like damn i should jerk off rn and i was boutta but then the door opened and a tall, lean figure entered the room--my piss slave: waluigi.

waliugi pov: i opened the door to see wario boutta whip out his fat hog and go ham on it in the fucking living room. i was gonna yell at him cuz bro was probly gonna nut all over the couch but i couldnt help staring at it. bro was fucking huge. like bro was like the eiffel tower. i approached him, his cock now exposed, and whacked it

doioioioioioioioiiooiioioioioing

wario pov: fuck that hurt i thought to myself. but damn... bros lookin might fine today. my dick is still hard as fuck & according to google we arent related.

"waluigi...."

"whaa?" he said seductively.

"wanna fuck?" bro nodded and pursed his lips intensly. we press our lips together and he sits on my lap.

waluigi pov: bro his dick is so big it hurts but im horny so its cool. i start grinding on is 11 inch dong and bros startin to get kinda frisky. he rips off my clothes and starts meowing like a kitten.

"hush kitten" i say and then grab the pair of scissors on the floor n snip off his boxers.

"fuck you dude those were nice boxers"

"hush kitten" i say again. i throw him off the couch and insert my penis into his asshole.

"bro your dicks small" he says and that pisses me off because im insecure about my micropenis.

"fuck you man youre js jealous cuz im tall"

"my dicks taller than you"

wario: i scoot my ass forward like an inch n waluigis tiny little shrimp schlong falls out cuz its like 2 inches. i forced him to bend over and thrust my fucking huge cock into his tight ass. he shrieked loudly.

"WWAAAAAa"

a good 15 seconds later i came and passed out.

waluigi: i got sum good anal for like a couple seconds n his fat ass came in my bumhole n js wiped out on the fucking floor. im super disapointed but i might as well get the nut outta my ass. i head to the bathroom n grab some toilet paper and start fingering my butt tryna get the stuff out and i was like damn that kinda feels good so i kept doing it.

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