this is a skarra x oc thingamajig cus yeah deal with it, it was requested by Alicecreate3
so let's hope to it (fucking peter rabbit shit right there) ya name is Lucy Komi you're a reporter and your new assignment is to report on the invincible United striker who is YOURS TRULY ... SKARRA and now you probably like no shit but anyway she looks like this
Man I wish I looked like that oh well life is cruel, storytime
Lucy: hi I'm Lucy and I'm your local undercover kinda reporter for futball 360
and my new assignment is uh one sec ... oh it's to report on the life of the famous striker skarra from invincible united now don't get me wrong I'm not being ungrateful but id rather report on anything else than some self absorb jock from the super league but I don't have a choice I guess its time to meet my target this is going to jog my high school trauma memories look I know what your thinking oh there going to fall in love well FYI I already have a daddy aka Ryan Reynolds .... ok maybe what you thinking make more sense but whatever
Whoever is in charge I guess: Lucy it looks like your going to have to go to his house
Lucy: uhg looks like this prince doesn't have time to come to the studio whatever
Whoever is in charge I guess: here's the address
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at Skarras mansion
this shit looks idk what it actually looks like but by the power of my observation skills it looks something like this but taller I think
Lucy: nice house now *hears childish laughter * what the hell is going on *rings doorbell*
SKarra: why you little - what the- who at the door did you order pizza again without permission
SKarras niece: hahaha no but I should've
SKarra: ill get you back just wait
Skarra niece; sure you will uncle
Lucy: Uncle, skarra has a niece interesting
Skarra:*opens door* what you want
Lucy: oh me *in a sarcastic tone* I JUst CaMe HEre To TeLl YOuR hOUSE AINT
SOuNd pROOF
Lucy:
Skarra:
Skarra: pff *laughs kinda * good one no but seriously who are you
Lucy: oh ya I came here to interview you
Skarra: ya no thanks
Lucy: BITCH I need this job
Skarra: meh *closes door almost*
Skarra niece: Uncle this your waifu
Skarra and Lucy: WHAT!
Lucy: kid do you know what that means
Skarras niece: no but I heard dooma say it
Skarra:*embarassed* oh my god
Lucy: *smirk* kid you know what keep going what else did they tell you
Skarra: what no-
NIEce: oh they taught me a bunch of new swear words and they even told me where babies come from
Lucy: noo really
Niece: yeah and what por-
Skarra: what the - why did they teach you that?
Lucy: here's a bat
SKarra: oh thanks I'm going to beat the shit out of them - wait a sec you're doing this so I can lead you to the vice arent you
Lucy: what! nah you're too smart for that
Skarra blushing: ... FINE you win you get the interview
Lucy: I have many questions first are you single
Skarra: why you wanna hook up
Lucy blushing: give me back my bat
Skarra: hell nah I need it
lucy: Exactly
skarra: *chuckles* fine yes I'm single
Lucy :*noting down info* perfect okay next question how would someone get your special attention
Skarra: okay now it seriously sounds like you wanna hook up
Lucy: I know it's like that's what my boss wants or sum shit
Skarra: anyways - they don't because everybody I'm surrounded by is stupid but if someone would try to get my attention they would have to be nice and simple and funny
Skarra niece: I think you just described the reporter lady
both blushing
Lucy: well moving on would you date a fan
Skarra: depends are you a fan
Lucy: what
Skarra: what
Lucy: okay um-
Skarra: one sec *walks into another room*
Skarra: BAGHGFHFFSGB WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
Skarra: I'm back
Lucy: okay well do you speak any other language
Skarra: well I can only speak Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, and French
Lucy: nice... wait actually
skarra: yeah
Lucy: welp that seems to be enough
Skarra niece: hey lady so I reserved this restaurant for me and uncle ba like they don't have Macdonalds so you want to go instead of me
Lucy:*smirks*sure *winks to Skarra *see you
Skarra:s- sure I guess
*door closes *
Skarra: never have I ever thought that my niece would end up being my wingman
THE END
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supa strikas oneshot
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