My Demons ~Zoro x reader x Sanji~

Part 3 (female)

Y/n pov

I yawn and hit the stop button on my alarm. I lay in bed for a little longer enjoying the warmth that is until I heard the yelling of my two assholes. I sigh and throw the blanket off my and get up, I pick up Chopper who was asleep beside me and walk out into the living room to see them fighting of course. I stand in the doorway watching them insulting each other and butting heads.

'I swear they act more like children than my two little cousins AND THEY'RE FIVE!!'

I look down at Chopper and walk past them and outside to let him do his duty. as I wait for him to finish I watch them fight again and start thinking,

'Maybe if I make them hold hands until they say something semi nice to the other or go so long without fighting I could get them a treat? Let's see Zoro likes booze and I could see if one of our butlers can buy him some and Sanji loves to cook so maybe a nice fancy knife set? And I guess if that won't work then I don't know I guess I could bribe them with sex...?'

I sigh and shut the door after Chopper walks in then head to my room to get ready for school. As I am getting undressed I start hearing the yelling get louder and louder.

'Oh god don't tell me they are heading for my-'

Just as I thought that my door swings open and in comes the duo of idiots. I quickly grab something to cover my body in which just so happened to be one of Sanji's blazers which thank god is big on me, you know me being smaller than them and all. I growl and glare at them.

"Just what the hell do you think you are doing just walking in here while I'm changing and stop your damn fighting already or else!" I snapped at them and they shut up fast and looked at me, their cheeks dusting a shade of pink. Zoro quickly turns around and walks out without saying a word, Sanji gets a nosebleed and bows apologizing and lights a cigarette with shaking hands as he leaves muttering an apology and shuts the door.

'God these two will be the death of me someday, I just know it.'

I sigh and go back to getting dressed. After I was done getting dressed I walked into my bathroom to brush my hair and teeth. Once I finished doing those two tasks I looked at myself in the mirror and sighed again.

'I wish mom was here, she could at least help me try and get those two to behave..' I sigh once again and continue to get dressed and ready for school.

I walked out of my room to the living room after I finished getting ready and grabbed my backpack and car keys and looked at Zoro and Sanji.

"You two better take care of Chopper or there will be hell to pay!" I said to them as I left. Yes your guardians are supposed to go where you go but those two idiots are no longer allowed anywhere because of their fighting. They sometimes tend to tear places apart, so they have to stay home.

~Time skip to lunch during school~

I sat at the lunch table with my friends Nami, Usopp, Brook, and Robin and also their guardians, Luffy, Kaya, Perona, and Franky. I sigh and rub my temples. Nami looks at me.

"What's wrong?" Nami asks.
"Those damn idiots won't stop fighting and I have been trying to think up a punishment to get them to at least somewhat behave. I was thinking of making them hold hands till they were okay with each other, god knows how long that would take. Then I started thinking, maybe tying them up and locking them in an escape room so they'd have to work together would also work. But I don't know." I whine and put my head down whimpering.
"Why not prank them?" Robin adds in.
"What do you mean Robin?" We all ask her.
"We send a ransom letter to make them think we kidnapped you and are tutoring you. So they would have to work together to save you but the catch is when they leave to go 'rescue' you inside an abandoned warehouse we sneak in and watch them look around for you with cameras we set up in hopes they would work together. We can also have it set up as an escape room so they would really have to work as a team." She says so calmly it's scary.
"You scare me sometimes, you know that?" Nami says as we all nod, she only giggles.
"But I like her idea though, maybe it can work. Okay we meet up after school at lets say your house Robin, and plan this out. When should we do this?" I ask and she nods.
"I just want to know one thing..."
"And that is?" Robin asks, still smiling.
"Have you had this plan on hand or did you just come up with it on the spot?!" She just giggles as an answer which makes us sweat drop and shudder.
"How about tomorrow? Today is Friday." Usopp says.
"Okay are we all in?" I ask.
"Yeah, let's do this." Luffy laughs.
"So it settled, we meet after school today to plan this out, and also get the things we need and then tomorrow we find an abandoned warehouse to set everything up and then it's a go." Nami says smiling, I can't help but smile.
"But what if they find out and get mad?" Kaya asks.
"Those two idiots can't even figure out how to turn on the vacuum. I think we are good." I say looking at her with a smirk.
"Wait, are you serious? They can't work in a vacuum?" Perona asks, trying not to laugh, I nod at her.
"It is so fun watching them struggle even after I showed them how to work it too. I mean they eventually got it but still." I add in.

We all burst out laughing. Then the bell rings telling us it's time for our fifth period.

"Okay let's meet outside by the let's say gym and head out to Robin's house." I say to which they agreed.

We all went our separate ways waiting for the next two hours to pass by to start our evil plan. I hope this turns out to be a hell of a show, and of course make them somewhat better around each other too I guess.