Chapter 1: Introduction

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Hello this is my first story ever. It's about SMG34 as u might guessed. This story is based on real life. Well sort of. I mostly got the idea of writing this story when I saw my father and his friend being drunk and doing some sus things. This part may be boring but stick with me. It's soon going to be juicy. I just wanted to tell you some back story. If you don't want to read the boring part you can go the the next chapter. Now let's begin


Bamboo(AKA ME): It was a normal day in SM64. Everyone was in peace until one day a weird object struck in the land. From that day on, everything changed.  The weird object was a flash drive. From the flash drive a blue and white guy stepped out of the flash drive. It seems that he also brought a pal. He was red and blue. (ik this is not what happened but let's spice some things up.) Their names were SMG4 and Myrio or Mario however it was.

SMG4: This seems like a good place to stay. Don't u think?                                                                                

Mario:  Mario thinks this is good place too

SMG4: Well let's look for a place to stay. *notices castle 🏰 * Ooo Look Mario, there's a castle maybe we can ask someone if they know a hotel near by.

Mario: Ok. Let's-a-go

Bamboo: Mario and SMG4 quietly step into the  old rusty castle. It was dark so SMG4 flash the light of his Samsung galaxy  so they can see better. 

SMG4: Is anyone home?

Mario: Here fishy fishy

SMG4: This place looks abandoned. I think we should move in. No one is living here so I think it's fine.

Mario: Okie-dokie

Bamboo: They move in the castle. A week later more of SMG4's friends  came to the castle to live with Mario and SMG4. Everyone love to  live in the castle except for one, SMG3. He was always grumpy and prefers to live away from everyone. He calls himself "The Lord of The Internet Graveyard" He lives with his pet Eggdog. 

SMG4: You sure you don't want to live with us?

SMG3: No I'm fine. Besides I don't hang out with poor people.

SMG4: We're not po-

SMG3: Bye see ya never! 


SMG4: Well we tried

Meggy: It's ok. If he doesn't want to be with us it's ok . Besides it's his decision. 

SMG4: yeah you're right.

Bamboo: Everyone went to their own houses. 

                                                                              SMG3's POV

SMG3: This is BS. Right Eggdog?

Eggdog: Ruff

SMG3: They always bothering me. But one day I will kill SMG4 and his dumb red friend. I should start planning how to kill them. Maybe I should Poisson their drink or poisonous cake...

Eggdog: Ruff

SMG3: Or I can scare the crap out of them to death or...

Eggdog: Ruff!

SMG3: Or send a huge explosion or...

Eggdog: RUFF!!!

SMG3: WHAT!? 

Eggdog: Ruff

SMG3: You're right. We should go to sleep. 

Bamboo: So SMG3 and Eggdog went to sleep. SMG3 was dreaming of how he should kill SMG4 and Mario, while Eggdog dream of... well...eggs. The next day SMG3 visits SMG4 at the castle. SMG3  knocks on the door.

SMG3:Ohh SMG4~ I got a little something for you~

*SMG4 opens the door* 

SMG4: *yawns* oh hi SMG3. What are you doing so early in the morning? It's 7am!

SMG3: I just want to give you something.*hands in cake*

SMG4: Is this poisonous cake again? 

SMG3: Um... Noooo...

SMG4:Ok so that's all?  I thought you wanted something else~ 

SMG3: Ayo are u gay?!

SMG4: *laughing* I'm just joking with you. Come inside.

SMG3: No I'm good. I have stuff to do.

SMG4: Alright, whatever you say man. See you later.

SMG3: See you NEVER!

SMG4: *laughing*


*SMG3 walks to his house*

SMG3: SMG4 is a weird guy

Bamboo: Them two continue fighting for years untill one day, everything changed.


Yay u survived the boring part now let's move on to the fun part!




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